Emberblaze: Welcome to an Episode 2 of this season's "Choose that Afterlife". Since no one has died this week, we will show multiple re-runs! First up- Thistleclaw!

*Emberblaze now appears younger and less worried*

Emberblaze: Hello Clans, and welcome to "Choose that Afterlife"! 

*applause blasts out of speakers*

Emberblaze: Our contestant today......THISTLECLAW! Our panels of judges, from StarClan and the Dark Forest, consist of three cats each! From StarClan! Introducing......Sunstar!

*Sunstar nods acknowledgement*

Emberblaze: Heatherstar!

*Heatherstar waves her tail, smiling*

Emberblaze: Aaaand......Hailstar!

*Hailstar dips his head regally*

*grumbling is heard from the audience*

Random Cat #1: What about ShadowClan?

Random Cat #2: Yeah!

Emberblaze: Look, I'm sorry! There are only three Dark Forest cats willing to be on this show, and I have to make it fair!

Crowd: Hisssssssss.

Emberblaze: *ignores them* And from the Dark Forest, introducing.......One-eye!

One-eye: Hey author, it's spelled One Eye!! Two different words! One-eye is a different cat!

Ember: Gee, I'm SOOOO sorry.

One-eye: FIX IT!

Ember: FINE.

One Eye: Much better! Thanks, Ember.

Fourth Wall: Ow! OWW! I'm DYING over here! 

One Eye: Whoops. I forgot! No talking to the author. And I always follow the rules...

Fourth Wall: OW.

Emberblaze: *muttering* Can I talk now? Oh, I can. *louder* Also from the Dark Forest, Mapl-

Mapleshade: Can you hurry this up? We're already at 206 words and nothing has happened yet!

Fourth Wall: OWWW.

Emberblaze: Fine. The other judge is...um...Slash, I guess. *under breath* What kind of a name is that?

Slash: It's MY name, you piece of fox d-

<<Slash has been silenced>>

Slash: MMMPH.

Ember: No cussing on this show! There are kits out there, you know!

*Slash rolls his eyes*

Emberblaze: And now, we will view the life story of this cat...um, who was it again? Right, Thistleclaw!

*Thistleclaw's life goes by*

Emberblaze: Okay! Everyone type your scores in and hit enter! *to audience* Remember, Clans, a score of 6 or higher goes to StarClan! A score of less than five goes to the Dark Forest! 

*The screen flashes as scores appear. *

Emberblaze: One Eye and Slash gave Thistleclaw 3's! I wonder what their reasoning behind that is....

One Eye: He hasn't actually killed anyone, even if he was going to....

Emberblaze: Mapleshade gives him a...10??!!

Mapleshade: I don't like him. *under breath* Plus, I don't want another ThunderClan warrior in the Dark Forest...

Emberblaze: The StarClan cats all give him fours...not bad. With an average of 4.7, Thistleclaw is going to the Dark Forest! Thistleclaw, would you be willing to be a judge?

Thistleclaw: Sure. 

Emberblaze: *muttering* Thank goodness... *to crowd* Next time, with four Dark Forest cats, we will have a ShadowClan judge! 

Crowd: Yaaay!!

Emberblaze: Thank you so much for watching "Choose that Afterlife"! See you next time!