Emberblaze: Welcome to Choose that Afterlife, where our judges decide who's going where. And our contestant.......Ashfur!

*Ashfur poofs into existence in a game show room*

Ashfur: Um...what?

*Emberblaze ignores him*

Emberblaze: Our two panels of judges, from StarClan and the Dark Forest! From StarClan! Introducing........Bluestar!

*Bluestar smiles*

Emberblaze: Crookedstar!

*Crookedstar waves his tail*

Emberblaze: Cedarstar!

*Cedarstar nods in acknowledgement*

Emberblaze: Aaaaand Tallstar!

*Tallstar dips his head regally*

Emberblaze: From the Dark Forest! Introducing..........Tigerstar!

*Tigerstar flicks his tail angrily*

Emberblaze: Maplesh-

Mapleshade: Get on with it already!

Emberblaze: Fine. Our other Dark Forest judges are Thistleclaw and Brokenstar. *Turns to Ashfur* And now, our judges will view the life story of this cat!

Ashfur: Wha-what in the name of StarClan is going on?

*A giant screen appears behind Emberblaze, and Ashfur's life starts flashing by*

*Ashfur is rejected by Squirrelflight*

StarClan cats: (sympathetically) Ooooh.

*Ashfur threatens to kill the Three*

Dark Forest cats: (excitedly) OOH!

*Ashfur plans to tell at the Gathering*

Mapleshade: Good move! Don't let your mouse-brained ex-mate get to you!

*Ashfur is killed by Hollyleaf*

*StarClan cats wince, while the Dark Forest cats look mildly disappointed*

Emberblaze: Now our judges will vote! Lower than an average five goes to the Dark Forest, six and higher go to StarClan. If you're undecided, use five.

*a pause as each cat holds up a number"

Emberblaze: And the votes are up, and the result is.....um, five?

*Ashfur frowns*

Ashfur: So now what?

Emberblaze: So now, um...our host will decide. Ashfur, you will go for at least a short spell in the Dark Forest. After that, you may choose.

*Ashfur disappears with a poof*

Dark Forest cats: WHAT? HE GETS TO CHOOSE?

StarClan cats: Injustice!

*Both groups hurl themselves at Emberblaze*

Emberblaze: (speaking frantically fast) So this concludes today's episode of Choose that After-

*angry yowls and cries of pain*

Emberblaze: (in a muffled voice) See you tom-

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