Sasha: psst...Felicia, you ready?

Felicia: oh yeah...

Sasha and Felicia: *sneaks up behind Fem Germany* GERMANY!!!

Fem Germany: GAH! What do you want?

Sasha: hello, potato bastard.

Fem Germany: what did you just call me?

Felicia: we challenge you to a food challenge. Against...someone... And China and Japan.

Fem Germany: what's the catch?

Felicia: you'll be competing against China while Japan goes against someone Whoever wins between those two goes against who won from the both you.

Germany: fine. But I'm only doing this for...gaining a tiny bit of weight. And to prove Sasha wrong that I'm not a potato bastard.

~~~At the food tournament~~~

Sasha: okay. Germany against China. Potato stuffed dumplings, ready...set... Go!

Fem Germany: *stuffs all dumpling in her mouth*

Fem China: *gobbles dumplings*

Fem Germany: *finishes dumplings* DONE!

Sasha and Felicia: WINNER!!! FEEEM GERMAMYYYYY

*crowd applauses*

Italy: AAAND THE UNKNOWN CONTESTANT HAS DEFEATED JAPAN

Sasha: WHICH MEANS...SHE GOES AGAINST GERMANY!!!

Germany: whoever you are, be prepared.

Unknown: you wish...

Italy: Okay. Here it is *opens fancy tray* 1,000 baked potatoes...whoever finishes first, is the overall good champion.

Sasha: and time starts...NOW!

Fem Germany: *stuffs potatoes in her mouth.

Unknown: *gets red eyes and sucks all the potatoes on her mouth, finishing it* done

Italy: ADN THE WINNER ISSSSS

Unknown: *removes hood*

Fem Germany: SASHA!?! THEN WHO THE HELL IS THI-

Sasha: *removes disguise

Fem Germany: HANGE!?!

Hange: HAHA!! FOOLED YA

Italy: *dies of laughter*

Sasha: *dies of laughter with her

Fem Germany: ... *passes out

Italy: HAHAHA...we should get her to a hospital.

Sasha: yeah...

Lovina and Petra: *bursts through the door* TOMATO FOOD FIGHT!

Italy and Sasha: YEAH!

*everyone gets into a tomato food fight*