Annie: Prussia, why the hell are we at the bar?

Fem Prussia: Duuhh...it's girls night out!

Mikasa: so? We could've had it at a department store and go shopping like normal girls.

Fem Prussia: but we're not normal girls.

Fem Austria: yeah, she's a pirate moron grandma, I'm a long wigged fancy man while the others are just well animated soldiers and fabulously dressed countries.

Spain: and that's how friendship is made.

Fem France: with sarcasm and insults.

Fem Prussia: anyways, me and the bad touch trio are heading over there with those three drunkards.

Mikasa: speaking of which, what the hell are they doing there. They aren't even playing poker. They're just drinking beer while...well I don't really know what they're doing so go check it out.

Fem Spain: ... Okay.

~~~meanwhile~~~

Isabel: yo mama so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.

Hange: well yo mama so fat, her left side...is another universe

Petra: *spits beer* crap xD. Okay okay... Yo mama so stupid, she thought seaweed is what fish smoke on.

Hange: *facepalms* XD

Fem Prussia: Hey. Whatcha doin?

Hange: yo mama jokes. Girls tradition.

Fem France: mind if we join?

Isabel: sorry, only professionals can do thi-

Fem France: yo mama so stupid, she starved to death at a supermarket.

Hange: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY.

Petra: okay, Prussia. You go.

Fem Prussia: okay. Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Hange: *bangs head on the wall while laughing insanely*

Fem. Spain: I can do better. Alright...yo mama so stupid, she thought England's food was good.

Isabel: XD okay that's kind of offensive

Everyone: ...

Isabel: BUT WHO CARES ANYWAYS

Everyone: YEAH

~~other meanwhile~~

Sasha: so... How was your weekend?

Felicia: pretty good...

Sasha and Felicia: ... *munches pasta

Sasha: *swallows* did you catch any fish last Saturday.

Felicia: yeah.

Sasha and Felicia: ... *munches pasta* AHH...

Sasha: wanna take a few drinks?

Felicia: yeah sure

Felicia and Sasha: *leaves

Sasha: *drops lighter on pasta

*Sasha and Felicia leave the table in a badass manner with the pasta exploding in the background*

~~another meanwhile~~~

Annie: so, you're quiet but dangerous at the same time too?

Fem Russia: yeah, I guess so.

Beer guy: here's your liquor, blondie. And some vodka for the Russian ass-

Fem Russia: *hits beer man with shovel

Beer guy: ugh...that was hot *passes out

Annie: good one.

Fem Russia: thanks. Hell...he gave me vodka.

Annie: what's wrong? Isn't vodka like...your kind of drink?

Fem Russia: I'm a...completely different person with tha-

Fem China: *appears out of nowhere and shoves vodka on Russia's mouth* SHOVE IT IN, MAMA. SHOVE IT IIIN

Annie: ... China, what're you doing?

Fem China: *opens eyes* oh...so I'm not operating Hello Kitty with a magical stick?

Annie: no...

Fem China: *runs away

Annie: what was that *turns head at Russia

Fem Russia: *swallows vodka

Annie: we're gonna die.

Fem Russia: *flails arms* AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Annie: eh it's worth a shot *bites hand and turns into a Titan* WOHOOOO

Everyone: *acts drunk as hell