Fem Japan: *knocks on Hange's door

Hange: *opens door*

Fem Japan: Kon'nichiwa, Hange-San.

Hange: oh...Kow-nu-chi-wa to you too, Japs

Fem Japan: can I come in?

Hange: oh yeah sure go ahead

Fem Japan: oh *enters room* Arigato!

Hange: so, why did you knock at my door on such an early timing? Its 2am.

Fem Japan: early cleaning inspection.

Hange: if a short, chinky Asian-French man tortured you to torture me, just throw him a windex and run for your life.

Fem Japan: it was Alice

Hange: ... Is she a short Asian-French man?

Fem Japan: ... She's fem England.

Hange: Ooh...that crazy psychopath who locked us in a dangerous security room while noob playing five nights at Freddy's

Fem Japan: Uhh...yeah...that one...

Hange: oh sure go ahead.

~~a few minutes later~~

Fem Japan: your place seems decent. But...why're there dead frog intestines on your bathroom?

Hange: oh those are for my grandfather. I'm sending it to him, right to China. You know...just in case he gets hungry.

Fem Japan: ... Anyways...one more question I need to ask.

Hange: yeah...?

Fem Japan: what's this? *holds perfume bottle

Hange: Oh that's...my perfume...it's not really mine...it's what Reiner uses for his 'flabs'

Fem Japan: uh huh, then why does it say "Hange's perfume bottle, please don't touch, smell and especially taste."?

Hange: *gulps* Flabby guy wrote that.

Fem Japan: *sigh* Eh *opens the bottle and sniffs* smells like...giant, perfectly tweezed eyebrows and *sniffs* boring commander instructions.

Hange: ... *runs away*

Fem Japan: *sigh* they always run. *releases giant sized Mudkips from Pokemon