Tigerstar: Together my son's, we will take over every clan! I call ShadowClan :)

Hawkfrost: Alrighty then. I choose RiverClan.

Brambleclaw: I guess I'll have ThunderClan. But then there is still WindClan.

Hawkfrost: Umm... Dad, do you have any other sons we don't know about?

Tigerstar: No, I don't think so...

Crowfeather: Hey Tigerstar! I'll be your son!

Brambleclaw: Uh.. I think Crowfeathers a stalker...

Crowfeather: Muahahahaha

Tigerstar: Ok Crowfeather! Your in! You've got that evil laugh down perfectly. You may become my son and take over WindClan.

Brambleclaw/ Hawkfrost: WHAT?!?!