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"Let all cats gather around for a clan meeting! And if you don't come, you don't get any cookies for a whole season!" Firestar yowled across the ThunderClan camp.

"NO COOKIES?!?! That's just evil Firestar!" Dustpelt whined. Cats from all around camp came to Firestar to hear the announcement. Jayfeather even rode his alligator, Fuzzy Pants, outside of the medicine cat den.

"We are going on a field trip to Ravenpaws barn! It's a long walk, so pack a lot of cheez-its in your fat roles!" Firestar said while eating pawfuls of gummy worms.

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When the cats all got packed and hopped on their alligators to begin their adventure, they had plenty of food, but as the minutes went by, food was becoming more and more uncommon. They were too fat to hunt actual prey, so they had lived off of twoleg food that a local sheep would smuggle to them. They had to pay a good amount of catmint for it though, which they had started growing in tunnels carved out of the rock walls, safe from predators. Many times kits would sneak into the gardens and come out wobbling around and saying crazy stuff about rainbow cats.

When an hour had passed, the ThunderClan cats had consumed a lifetimes worth of twoleg fast food, and were now starving.

"Are we there yet? We've been walking for centuries!" Berrynose complained, growing very thin and frail from a whole five minutes of not eating.

"I don't know, but I'm exhausted!" Mousefur replied.

"How are you guys tired? You're not even walking!" Herbert the alligator questioned. Most cats were napping on the reptiles backs, while others just sat there and complained. There were two cats on each alligator; one if the cat was super fat, which most of them were. Only Purdy was skinny. He had devoted his life to weight lifting, and now had huge muscles, and was able to lift the 1,097 lb Firestar.

"Hey! I think I see the barn! We're almost there!" Jayfeather shouted.

"Um... Jayfeather, you're blind..." Lionblaze said.

"So?" He questioned.

"So, you can't see anything..." Lionblaze reminded the fat medicine cat.

"Oh, well... never mind."

Sorreltail looked up from the alligator she was riding. "Hey! We are almost there! I can see the barn and Ravenpaw!" She exclaimed.

Ravenpaw ran up to the group of corpulent cats. "Hey guys! Did you come to check out the new pizza place in my barn?" He asked.

"PIZZA?!?!" Every ThunderClan cat shouted in unison.

"Yeah! The barn is now an all you can eat pizza place!" Ravenpaw explained.

Everyone went inside the barn, and sure enough it had pizza stacked in piles everywhere. The cats, mouths watering for the tasty pizzas, dove into the never ending mounds of food and stuffed as much as they could fit into their mouths. The piles quickly decreased in size, and eventually there were only crumbs left on the hard floor of the barn.

After seeing that there was no more food, all of ThunderClan panicked, but luckily for them the mounds of pizza reappeared again and again as if by magic. It truly was an all you can eat buffet.