Graystripe: She-cats and toms, welcome to the chance of a lifetime! I, Graystripe, am hosting a talent show right here, in ThunderClans camp! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell that creepy dude that always seems to be watching you, because it's going to be great!

ThunderClan: *blinks in unison* Wut?

Graystripe: That's right folks! Come on down to enter the show! The winner will get to be my personal slave- er- assistant!

Foxleap: *from in the crowd* I wanna join! Pick me! Pick me!

Graystripe: Anyone? Anyone at all?

Foxleap: *jumping in the air* MEEE!

Graystripe: No one? Great! Because you are all required to participate! First up to the stage, my acquaintance, Firestar!

Firestar: *gets shoved onto the rock stage* Uhhhh.... What do I do?

Graystripe: You do absolutely nothing you worthless kitty pet! *kicks him off the stage* Ok everyone! That was just a warm up! Can anyone with actual talent please cone forward?

Foxleap: MEEEE!

Graystripe: Brightheart! Thank you for volunteering! Come up on stage!

Brightheart: *gets on stage* I- I can dance! *flops around like a fish*

Purdy: You call that dancing? *jumps up and starts doing orange justice*

ThunderClan: *silence*

*crickets chirp*

*Purdy and Brightheart continue dancing*

Graystripe: *drops jaw*

ThunderClan: *cheers*

Graystripe: Brilliant! Who's next?

Foxleap: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Squirrelflight: I'll go!

Graystripe: Squirrelflights up! What is your talent?

Squirrelflight: I can win any staring contest! *glares at clan, unblinking*

ThunderClan: *slowly blink, one by one*

Graystripe: Great! Looks like you've won! Next!

Squirrelflight: *doesn't move*

Graystripe: Right... moving on! Spider leg! How about you?

Spiderleg: *pads up on stage* Look what I can do! *spins tail around in the air like a helicopter and flys off the ground* WEEEEEE!!

Berrynose: Hey! I can do that too!

Clan: ...

Berrynose: What? *looks at stubby tail* Ohh...

Graystripe: Alright! Next!

Squirrelflight: *is still frozen to the stage*

~and every cat has their turn, except one~

Graystripe: Wow, er- excellent job, Fernpelt. Anyone else?

Foxleap: I haven't gone yet!

Graystripe: And there we have it folks! Thank you for coming to Graystripes Talent Show!

Foxleap: Wait!!!!

Graystripe: Come back next time! And uh... can someone get Squirrelflight off of my stage?