*in starclan*

Yellowfang: HELLO AND WELCOME TO STARCLAN KNOWS TALENT! OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE JAYFEATHER, STARBUCKS, AND BROKENSTAR! JAYFEATHER WHAT IS YOUR TRICK?!

Jayfeather: COOOKIES!!!!!!

Yellowfang: ok, STARBUCKS WHAT IS YOUR TALENT?!

Starbucks: WELL, I CAN MAKE COFFEE AND PRETZELS AND COOOKIES AND STUFF!
Jayfeather: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE

Yellowfang: BROKENSTAR WHAT IS YOUR TALENT?

Brokenstar: KILLING

Yellowfang: AND DIOBEYING YOUR MOTHER AND MEDICINE CAT!

Brokenstar: SAY I IF YOU ARE A KIT IN THE AUDIENCE!

Kits: I!

Brokenstar: BY THE POWERS OF STARCLAN YOU ARE NOW ALL APPRENTICES!

Kits(now apprentices): YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

Brokenstar: OH AND ALSO I CAN BREAKDANCE! *BREAKDANCES*

Jayfeather: COOOOOOOOOOKIE *dies of cookies*

Starbucks: Why are your teeth yellow?

Brokenstar: Yesh you have teeth yellow wait wat

Yellowfang: *smiles with yellowteeth* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Brokenstar: OH NOES! My one weakness! LOLS! *dies*

Apprentices in audience: NUUUUUU HE MADE ME APPRENTICE AND NOW HE DEAD!

Brokenstar(dead): *kills tem all* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *dies again from lols*

Yellowfang: sooo um.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!

Commercial man: HEY DUDES welcome to running and jumping and diving and judging. today EMERLY is going against OPAR oop we gotta go

Emerly: EMERLY SAYS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

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Yellowfang: kk we back and starbucks was disqualified so no one wins.

Hollyleaf: NO ON WINNING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE!