Firestar: Everyone welcome to the world MEEPKIT and RAWRKIT and FACEKIT and HAZKIT!! Lotsofkitsandfeet is their mother and Thingamabogger is the father. They are now apprentices.

Meeppaw: meep

Rawrpaw: RAWR!

Facepaw: *facepaw*

Hazpaw: I HAZ A PAW!

Jayfeather: DO YOU HAZ A COOKIE?!?!?!

Hazpaw: whats a cookie I no haz coooooookie?!?!
Jayfeather: HAZ A COOOKIE!!! *throws cookie* *dies of suffocating in cookies*

Rock: NUUUUUU!!!! NOT  COOKIE MAN!

HAzpaw: HE HAZ COOKIE! *cries* COOKIE MAN IS LIFE!

Facepaw: *facepaw*

Hollyleaf: FACEPAWING IS AGAINST THE WARRIOR CODE! *dies of people disobeying the warrior code*

Rock: *dyes the forest pink* PIIIIIIIIIINK *dies of pinkness*

Everyone in the world except for Facepaw: *dies*

Facepaw: *facepaw*

Facepaw: *dies*

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Hello?

ANYONE?!

Facepaw: *facepaw* Can you not tell fake dieing apart from dieing?

Entire world: SURPRISE!

World: *explodes of surprising*

Firestar: *falls through the void for eternity* Hello? Oh shoot I gotta go pee... *pees*

Firestar: OH NOES I"M ALL WET NOW! EWWWWWW