Nightglare: we have two dares from Dawnshade49

Pineshade: they are, 1: Squirrelflight has to tell Leafpool, Bramblestar, Crowfeather, Nightcloud, and Breezepelt that she is pregnant with Crowfeather's kits, then lock them in a room for two hours

Roguefang: let's do this one then we'll do the second one, just to make it easier

Everyone: ok

*Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Bramblestar, Crowfeather, Nightcloud, and Breezepelt appear*

Pythonpaw: *tells Squirrelflight her dare* and you can't tell them if it's a dare or not

Squirrelflight: oh dear StarClan, why me

Silent: everyone

Everyone: *keeps talking*

Silent: hello?

Everyone: *keeps talking*

Silent: HEY!

Everyone: *keeps talking*

Pythonpaw: SHUT UP IDIOTS!

Everyone: *falls silent*

Silent: *nods to Squirrelflight*

Squirrelflight: I- I have to tell you all something

Leafpool: *concerned* are you ok?

Squirrelflight: I- I'm expecting kits

Brambletar: That's great!

Crowfeather: then why are we here?

Squirrelflight: because they're Crowfeather's kits

*they get locked in a room*

*two hours later*

Nightglare: ok, Nightcloud, Leafpool, and Breezepelt are dead. Bramblestar lost a life, Crowfeather is almost dead and Squirrelflight is scarred for life.

Pythonpaw: kewl, kewl. Now for the second dare, Tigerheart has to declare his undying love to Ivypool, in which Ivypool has to say she's expecting his kits, in front of Dovewing, Bumblestripe, and Hawkfrost.

Nightglare: lez do dis

*all dah katz appear*

Ivypool: oi! I was in the middle of stalking this huge squirrel! What gives

Dovewing: I was just at the border with... the border patrol

Tigerheart: I was also trying to hunt

Bumblestripe: I was doing nothing

Hawkfrost: I was plotting an evil plan

Silent: *pulls Ivypool and Tigerheart aside* *tells them there dares*

Ivypool: hell no!

Tigerheart: I love Dovewing, no way!

Nightglare: it's a dare, you have to do it

Ivypool: no way, notta, mhmm, not a chance

Tigerheart: what she said

*Ravensfire appears*

Ravensfire: if you don't I will make both your deaths truly agonizingly painful and slow

Ivypool: *begrudgingly* fine

Tigerheart: *whimpers* y-yes ma'am

Ravensfire: *hisses*

Tigerheart: s-sir! Y-yes sir!

Dovewing: where have you two been? I just had to save Bumblestripe from getting killed

Tigerheart: listen, Dovewing, I've loved you for a very long time

Dovewing: oh really? *getting excited*

Tigerheart: it's just... the truth is... oh StarClan how do I say this

Dovewing: what's wrong? *getting worried*

Tigerheart: it's just, you're not the one I really loved. I was just trying to get close to you so I could get close to Ivypool. She's the one I'm in love with, not you

Pythonpaw: geez, even for a dare, that was pretty harsh

Ravensfire: *nods in agreement*

Dovewing: *crying* WHAT?!

Hawkfrost: *snarls* lay of my girl

Bumblestripe: does that mean I can have Dovewing?

Ivypool: we haven't told anyone yet, but I'm actually expecting his kits

Dovewing: *crying harder* I TRUSTED YOU!! BOTH OF YOU!!

Hawkfrost: *about to kill Tigerheart*

Bumblestripe: can I still have Dovewing?

Silent: ok, you can tell them now

Ivypool: thank StarClan. Me and Tigerheart aren't in love, I hate his guts and I'm not expecting his kits

Tigerheart: and I don't love Ivypool. Dovewing, you're the only on for me

Hawkfrost: *wraps his tail protectively around Ivypool*

Tigerheart: *nuzzles Dovewing*

Bumblestripe: *makes forever alone guy face*

Ivypool: why are Nightcloud, Leafpool, and Breezepelt dead? And why is Crowfeather bleeding so much? And why does Squirrelflight look like she's seen a ghost?

Pythonpaw: *opens mouth*

Ravensfire: *covers his mouth* you don't want to know

Ivypool: * shrugs* fair enough

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