Stormkit: Hewo! My nam is Stowmkit! I am going to host todaws show!

Bassripple: Uh, no, your not.

Stormkit: Pwease? *innocent eyes*

Bassripple: No, maybe next time.

Stormkit: Awww...

Hollystream: Does his mother know where he is?

Bassripple: I doubt it.

Hollystream: *facepaw*

Bassripple: We should get to the dares,

Hollystream: We have like a billon today!

Bassripple: Actually, three.

Hollystream: *shrug* same thing.

Bassripple: *facepaw*

Hollystream: Well, to the first one! *digs through fresh-kill pile* Ah-ha! And this dare is from bloodclanleader123!

Bassripple: And it says...?

Hollystream: Keep your tail on! I'm still reading! ... And here we are! It says to dare Firestar to tell Squirrelflight that Leafpool is his favorite daughter, then lock the two she-cats together!

Bassripple: Hm, I think we should have Firestar watch as well.

Hollystream: Perfect!

Bassripple: Hey look, we have Firestar on speed-dial!

Hollystream: I have a feeling he's been here before.

*zap*

Firestar: I've been here before...

Hollystream: Wha I tell yah!

Bassripple: ...And this is your dare! You have to tell Squirrelflight that Leafpool is your favorite daughter!

Firestar: But I-

Hollystream: Bye! *pulls lever*

Squirrelflight: Hi Firestar, whaz up?

Firestar: I have to tell you something...

Squirrelflight: Go on...

Firestar: I like Leafpool better then you and I always have.

Squirrelflight: O_o

Leafpool: Yay! I KNEW it!

Hollystream: And here we go! *shoves the she-cats into vacant room*

Bassripple: And we will get back to them soon! On to our next dare! And it is from *breaks open random rock* warriorcatsgirl777!

Hollystream: Sounds familiar. *shrug*

Bassripple: And it says to dare Jayfeather to go around a bunch of kits yowling WHO WANTS TO BE MY APPRENTICE?!

Hollystream: Sounds fun. And I think I know one of the kits...

*zap*

Jayfeather: Great Starclan what now?? Wait, you didn't break my stick, DID YOU???

Bassripple: *facepaw* no your precious stick is fine. I heard Half Moon fell off a cliff, though.

Jayfeather: Hm

Hollystream: Well, that's shallow.

Bassripple: Here is your dare, Jayfeather; you have to go around a bunch of kits yelling WHO WANTS TO BE MY APPRENTICE?

Jayfeather: But what if one excepts it?

Hollystream: Er, trust me. They won't.

Bassripple: Yup. *opens trap door*

Jayfeather: Uh, are there any kits around here?

Ten kits: Yah!

Snowykit: Wha aw you hewe Jayfeder?

Fernkit: Yuh? Do you hav uh pwesnt?

Maplekit! PWESNT!

Jayfeather: Uh...

Stormkit: Yahy! Let's thnk Jayfeder!

*piles on Jayfeather*

Jayfeather: *gag* No-*gets ears pulled* No! I came to ask-*tail clawed* DOES ANYKIT WANT TO BE MY APPRENTICE?!

Kits: *vanish*

Bassripple: Well...that was depressing.

Jayfeather: Hm, I guess it was. *walks away with a limp, falls off cliff*

Bassripple: Er, maybe we should have warned him about that.

Hollystream: Nah, he'll be fine.

Bassripple: *facepaw* well, while Jayfeathed is rushed to the nearest medicine cat, and no Hollystream he can't heal himself this time, onto the next dare!

Hollystream: *grumble* I knew that...

Bassripple: And the final dare of this episode is from *opens random walnut* AlyssaMitstifer! And it says to dare Firestar to take Cloudtail to the busiest part of twoleg place, and leave him with some twoleg kits!

Hollystream: Well then! I'll polish the camera while you get them!

*poosh*

Bassripple: Whooooops...

Hollystream: Good going hare-brain! You brought us into the forest!

Bassripple: We're fine, lets just go find them.

*trudge trudge*

Hollystream: How convenient! Here they are!

Bassripple: Waaaaait a minute, Firestar, weren't you supposed to be watching you daughters.

Firestar: Uh...um...

Hollystream: Well, anyways, we have another dare for you! *whispers in Firestar's ear*

Firestar: Well, it's not too bad...

Bassripple: Then let's get going! *goes back to WCTOD2 studio*

Cloudtail: Where are we go-heyyyy, this is twoleg place!

Firestar: *Gulp* yes *brings Cloudtail to a bunch of twoleg kits then vanishes*

Cloudtail: *looks around for other cats* YAY! *plays with twoleg kits*

Bassripple: Hm, did anyone see that coming?

Hollystream: Totally bro.

Bassripple: Well, then that concludes another episode of Warrior Cats Truth or Dare 2!

Hollystream: What about Squirrelflight and Leafpool?

Bassripple: Oh Starclan I forgot *rushes to locked room, turns on sound and picture*

Firestar: *faints*

Hollystream: O_o ...good thing we sent Stormkit away, this isn't kit-appropriate.

Bassripple: *nods* Well, we had better take them out of there...

Hollystream: Not me, bro! *runs off with favorite cookie*

Bassripple: Okayyyyyy then...*opens door*

Squirrelflight: *walks out unharmed*

Leafpool: ...

Bassripple: Okay...maybe we shouldn't have let Jayfeather walk off that cliff, we really could have used him now...

Leafpool: *starts to emerge* (pant pant) *gets up*

Bassripple: The ol'e girls still at it! Run for the hills! *runs after Hollystream*

Hollystream: I warned you!

Bassripple: ByeeveryonejoinusnexttimeOHSTARCLANHERESHECOMES!

Hollystream: I. Warned. You. Bye y'all!