Hollystream: *throws confetti* Yippee!!

Bassripple: Uhmmm, what now?

Hollystream: *still throwing confetti*

Bassripple: Soooo, why you doing this?

Hollystream: I'm trying to get the viewers in a happy mood!! *throws more confetti*

Bassripple: *takes confetti* I don't think that's gonna work,

Hollystream: NOOOOOO MY CONFETTI!!

Bassripple: Ugh, just take a cookie.

Hollystream: YAY!!

Bassripple: Well, anyways, hello all!! Sorry for all the confetti around....don't think it helped much. Sorry we have been gone for so long...no excuses. Just been plain lazy I guess.

Hollystream: *munch munch* Speak for yourself!

Bassripple: —Says the cat with the extra large cookie...

Hollystream: -__-

Bassripple: Sooooo yup, hoping to make a comeback!!

Hollystream: YUS!! With more cookies!! And butter knives!!

Bassripple: Dude, your not over the whole butter knife thing yet?

Hollystream: *places fake flowers on butter knife's grave* YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! *sniffle sniffle*

Bassripple: Uuuhh, alright then. Onto the first dare! It's from agent_kitten!

Hollystream: *grabs slip of paper* It dares Dovewing to stand in a room with Bumblestripe and Tigerheart alone!

Bassripple: Sounds like a plan! *pulls lever*

*ka-bam*

Bassripple: Hm, the old thing sounds kinda rusty...

Hollystream: Well, I TOLD you to oil it,

Bassripple: Uhm, no you didn't...

Dovewing: ...Should I even be here?
 
Hollystream: Foolish question, of course you are!!!

Dovewing: Uhm.....am I on that show where they spin the wheel and call out letters? Cause I'm a bad speller,

Hollystream: Nope!

Dovewing: The one where they answer brainy questions?

Hollystream: Nope! This is Warrior Cats Truth or Dare!!

Dovewing: ....Can I do the wheel one?

Hollystream: ..........Hiiiiisssssssss.....

Bassripple: Err, alright then. Dovewing! Your dare is to stand in a room with Bumblestripe and Tigerheart alone!

Dovewing: I-wait, whut? I mean like that fine cause I like never had a thing with Tigerheart wait never mind I mean you guys know I didn't so like ignore what I just said he's just a random cat like hey I don't even know what he looks like I mean I like Bumblestripe sort of like I ignore him kinda but like hey I mean he's alright yah sure but really I don't like Tigerwhatshisface so like why are you putting us together like what does Bumblestripe not like him like I mean-

Hollystream: AUGH YER GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Greystripe: Saaaamme.

Hollystream: Annnnd your scaring me.

Greystripe: *shrug*

Bassripple: Anddd let the dare begin!

*bam*

Bumblestripe: Uhm...where are we?

Tigerheart: *eep* it's kinda close in here,

Bumblestripe: Dovewing, do you know?

Dovewing: Uhm, me?

Tigerheart: Guys, seriously, this room is really small,

Bumblestripe: Yes, you. Why are we in this room? Is it that dumb dare show?

Hollystream: *hissss* So insulted right now.

Bassripple: Why are you not used to it...?

Dovewing: Uhm, yah. Something like that.

Tigerheart: Do the walls look closer then they were, guys?

Bumblestripe: So what's going on, what's the dare?

Tigerheart: Guys

Dovewing: I dunno, we're just sort of here.

Tigerheart: GUYS.

Dovewing: Ugh, what?

Tigerheart: This room is small.

Bumblestripe: That's quite obvious.

Tigerheart: But I'm scared of tight spaces!!

Bumblestripe: I'm sure they'll let us out sometime.

Tigerheart: But what if they don't!! *cries*

Dovewing: Ugh, seriously?

Tigerheart: My daddy's gonna go beat up whoever runs this show if I'm not let out right NOW!!

Dovewing: Sheesh, this is why I left you-

Bumblestripe: Wait, WHAT?

Dovewing: Uhmm...I mean...

Tigerheart: LET ME OUT NOW!!!!!!!

Bumblestripe: Oh well, I forgive you.

Dovewing: ERGGG YOUR TOO NICE!!!

Bumblestripe: Oooookay...

Dovewing: ALL TOMS SUCK. I'm gonna go live in the tunnels.

Bumblestripe: Well, there's two ghost tom-things down there,

Dovewing: ARGH!

Bassripple: Well, we'll check back on them later! Onto the next dare! It's from Rubyx1! It's says to dare Lionblaze to steal Jayfeather's stick, then lock Jayfeather in a cage and taunt him with the stick!

Hollystream: Seriously. It's just a stick.

Jayfeather: WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT STICK??!! *bumps into tree*

Hollystream: YAY!! He's here, we won't have to get him!!

Jayfeather: ......Foxdung. *runs away...right into cage*

Bassripple: Your so convenient!

Jayfeather: Hisssssssssssssss

Hollystream: Okay, now for Lionblaze!

*zoom*

Lionblaze: Okay, I'm totally gonna show everyone how awesome I am!!

Hollystream: Ugh, I can't stand him...

Bassripple: Alright then! Your dare is to steal Jayfeather's stick, then taunt him with it while he's in a cage!

Lionblaze: Sure. Although I'd first like to point out that that probably counts as cruel and unusual punishment.

Hollystream: This is Warrior Cats Truth or Dare. You should expect that.

Lionblaze: True.    *goes and steals stick* HEY JAY! Looky what I have!!

Jayfeather: Is that some sort of cruel joke?

Lionblaze: Oh, err, right. Well, I'll tell you!

Jayfeather: That might help, genius.

Lionblaze: It's your stick!

Jayfeather: .......

Lionblaze: Its very nice...for a stick. I mean, seriously. It's a piece of driftwood! All it's good for is a...a...a scratching post!! *makes scratching noises on another stick*

Jayfeather: WHAT NO STOP THATS MY STICK IF YOU HARM IT I WILL-

Lionblaze: Do what?

Jayfeather: Uhmm...*thinks* I'll bring the wrath of the ancients down on you!

Lionblaze: *looks at sky* Hm, right. Reeeally scared right now.

Fallen Leaves: You should be! I'm really scary!! *ehm* rawr.

Lionblaze: Wo-OW. Impressive, surly.

Fallen Leaves: I know, right??!! Alright, I'm gonna go pace endlessly in the tunnels again *plods off*.

Jayfeather: That was a fail...

Lionblaze: Totally. Anyways, it's my stick now!!

Jayfeather: Nooooo!! *breaks out of cage* Now I will get you!! *falls off cliff*

Bassripple: Yikes.....

Hollystream: Serves him right for loving a stick!

Bassripple: Err, okay.... Now then, Dovewing and them guys,

Hollystream: Meh, leave them to stew for a while, we can check on them later!

Bassripple: Hm, alright then! Well, that about wraps up today's episode of—

Hollystream: NOOOOO YOU CANT END!!

Bassripple: Why?

Hollystream: CAUSE WE HAVEN'T OPENED OUR GIFTS FROM SANTA CLAWS YET!!!

Bassripple: Uhm, what?

Hollystream: Our gifts! Under this convenient pine tree!! *pushes gift over* This is for you!!

Bassripple: A new camera!! Yes!! Now if only I can hide this from Crowfeather...

Hollystream: Here's one for you, Greystripe!

Greystripe: Yay!! *rips leaf wrap open* Ooo, mice!! *eats*

Hollystream: And I got...COOKIES!!!! *and a new butter knife*

Bassripple: Hm, who'd of guessed...

Hollystream and Greystripe: *nom nom*

Bassripple: Well, that about wraps this episode up!

Hollystream: Merry Christmas!! *hugs butter knife*

Greystripe: Happy Holidays!!

Bassripple: Bye!