Firestar: wha?.. why is this a thing my mate is Sandstorm

Spottedleaf: wtf I'm A F$%$^$*&% MEDICINE CAT I LITERALLY CABT EVEN HAVE A MATE

Sandstorm: *hisses* GET AWAY FROM MAH SENPAI FOX DUNG!!!

Mosskit: MOOOMMM!! SPOTTEDLEAF SWORE!!!

Bluestar: *pounces on Spottedleaf*

Oakheart: Mosskit was that really necessary?

Mosskit: *evil grin* yes

Firestar: I will now retreat to my den to get away from this monstrosity.

Sandstorm: *pushes Firestar into his den anyway and stands guard outside* no one touches mu senpai..