Snowear: isnt this illegal?

Bluestar: NUUUUU NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!

Oakheart: WHO IS EVEN MAKING THIS BOOK?!?

Pearlfur: Author-chan is

Bluestar: GO BURN IN THE DARK FOREST AUTHOR-CHAN!!

Tigerstar: theres no fire in the Dark Forest mouse-brain..

Bluestar: SHUT UP TIGERSTAR NOBODY CARES

*Author-chan magically appears*

Author-chan: do you have a death wish Bluestar?

Bluestar: im already dead..

Author-chan: i can fix that :3

*Bluestar has come back to life*

Everyone: WUT

*Bluestar has fallen into a pit of lava. Author-chan has disappeared. Bluestar has died. The pit of lava has disappeared*

Oakheart: TF JUST HAPPENED

Tigerstar: ok i am making a mental note not to piss off the Author..

Firestar: you know.. i kinda agree with Tigerstar..

Snowear: so.. Pearlfur is a there a reason for not telling us?..

Pearlfur: i though it was obvious. Author-chan can do what she wants since shes the author..

Bluestar: *magically appears out of nowhere* IM BACK

Oakheart: YAAAAAYYYYYY *jumps on Bluestar*

Firestar: OK BYE GUYS NEXT REACTION