Brambleclaw: We fight we break up we kiss we make up!
Squirrelflight: True dat.
Ashfur: SINCE WHEN DID YOU KISS!!!????
Squirrelflight: Cats can't kiss you mouse brain!!!
Brambleclaw: But they can nuzzle... (Nuzzles Squirrelflight)
Ashfur: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FOX HEART SHES MINE!
Squirrelflight: Since when was I anybodies....?
Firestar: NO ONE WILL BE MY DAUGHTER'S MATE UNLESS YOU BEAT ME IN A JUDO MATCH!!!!!
Squirrelflight: GO AWAY!!
Firestar: But I all wanted was a shoelace....
Ashfur: I really REALLY like you Squirrelflight even though I am super older than you!
Brambleclaw: Well Squirrelflight I l-lo......
Ashfur: (Smacks Brambleclaw)
Squirrelflight: Man I am popular XD
Leafpool: It sucks to be a medicine cat...... But hey I got them kids and them handsome crow!
Ashfur: I even tried to kill you, that showed how much I lov---
Brambleclaw: (Smacks Ashfur)
Ashfur: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!
Brambleclaw: I IS STRONGER THAN YOU!!!
Squirrelflight: um....
Brambleclaw: IM BETTER
Ashfur: NO I AM
Brambleclaw: NO I AM
Ashfur: NO I AM
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: SQUIRRELFLIGHT, WHO DO YOU CHOOSE???!!!
Squirrelflight: I choose.....
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I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
Pikachu: I hav ta say, the ladies love meh!
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: 8O (explodes)