(On a patrol)

Cloudtail:everyone we are near the twoleg zone.

Cherrypaw: why are we even here?

Birchfall: yea....

Cloudtail: Becau- oop hold on a sec.... (Rummages in trash) AHA (pulls out brown flat thing)

This is our winning reward!!!

Cinderheart: ....it looks kinda like dirt....

Everyone except Cloudtail: O3

Cloudtail: this is edible! Watch! (Plops face into thing) MMMM!!! It's meat with all sortsa flavors! Who's willing to be brave and try it?

Greystripe: I'll try it! (Dumps face into thing) MMMMM THIS IS DA BOMB!

Everyone: (tries it) MMM!

(Soon another patrol has come to check on what they are doing)

Patrol 1: MMMMM.....

Patrol 2: Why are they eating dirt?.....

****ITS NOT DIRT ITS A BURGER PATTIE FYI*****