Jayfeathers POV

I watched in terror as Lionblaze had been shredded, but felt to pity. Hah! Who would care for the cat.

"Dovewing," Lionblaze mewed hoarsely. "It's your turn."

She grinned evilly and looked at me. "Jayfeather, truth or dare?"

I hissed. Knowing how much she hated me, there was only one choice. "Truth." I replied. She laughed.

"If you got to kill someone in this Truth or dare group, who would it be?"

"You."

"Besides that!" She snapped.

I rolled my eyes. This was such a stupid game. "Berrynose," I muttered.

"WHAT." He said. "HOW COULD YOU?"

"You're extremely annoying, loud, and move on to one girl cat, to the she cats sister!"

Berrynose fumed. One hour, ONE HOUR, was how long regretted my answer.

Berrynose exclaimed," You can't say that. Everyone loves me. Especially Poppyfrost. Because I have the worlds best groomed fur and who cares if I was raised in a barn by Daisy, SHE MAH MAMA. Even though, I knew I would be the best hunter and fighter in Thunderclan actually not just Thunderclan but Riverclan and Windclan and Shadowclan, oh wait EW I don't like Shadowclan and maybe the Tribe of rushing Water even! Shadowclan is very dark because that's where Tigerstar was and I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM although I knew he hated kittypets like Firestar so he would've said that to him and Cloudtail and all the old kittypets and remember when Cloudtail entered the clan wait I WASNT EVEN ALIVE and then like, Tigerstar paired up with scrouge and bone but then they backfired on him and so like it was really funny. To you readers who actually read this, please comment I read! so I know you actually listen to me because I'm putting this sentence in the middle of the paragraph so I can trick you but I guess I didn't trick Firestar because with that fox trap it actually SNAPPED MY TAIL OFF. Maybe my name should be berry stumpy tail like my sis said I should be you know what stumpy reminds me of stampylongnose he's a you tuber and he plays Minecraft remember when we went to that adventure? Jayfeather you were working with Justin beiber you notty cat! Cheeky little blind cat sometimes I wonder what it is to be blind because, how would you eat? Would it improve your sense of smell and feel. Who cares what I feel I'm not mates with my old mates' sister! Hahaa I guess the girls love me I get all the girls I get all the girls I get all the girls and sometimes it is a great day to be a good day to be a little bit of a new one is the best thing ever is a good idea everything you want a good idea of what I you and ok sorry about that my iPad has this spam button it's weird ok back to the point I Berrynose is the best! I has the bestest gram mere in the world and blah and blah and ha! You thought I was going to continue saying blah! So now I will go blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bleh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah............

*one hour later*
Berrynose: So there's my life story!

All the other cats: (ears fall off)