Lilykit: Purdy! Purdy! Can you tell us about the story of whitewing and the white bird?

Seedkit: Yeah!

Purdy: Of 'course! Ya'll gather 'round here! Now if ya'll want to know this storeh listen closleh. Now ya see...

(flashback)

Whitewing: hmm im going to go hunting today. (pads to forest)

Whitewings: now today i think the clan would like to eat some birds uh huh. Cause birds taste like.....chicken. : L Chicken is a type of..... umm i dont know.

Random bird: (caws)

Whitewing: Aha. (crouches into hunting postion and leaps) RA! (swipes and bird dies)

Whitewing: I think i want to catch one more bird. (looks around)

White bird: (flutters to whitewing and settles on head)

Whitewing: Perfect. (lashes out but bird flutters and lands back on head) UHG!

Reapeats 37 times

Whitewing: Uhhg..(huffs) i cant do this anymoore.....ill just catch another bird

White bird: Caw caw! (Ca-cas on her head, get it?)

Whitewing:UHG STARCLAN IF THIS IS A MESSAGE CANT YOU TELL ME IN A DREAM?! (lightbulb dings) OH I GET IT! IM GOING TO BEAR KITS! XD (calms down) i better tell Birchfall. (runs away to the camp)

(no more flashback)

Purdy: And thats da storeh of Whitewing and da white a bird yep. And she got little kits as  ya know, Ivehpool and Dovewing

Lilykit: o.o eeeeww thats a gross message but at least she got the it...

Seedkit: yum.....

Frogkit: eew! you think bird dirt is good?! DX

Seedkit: no i said yum cause i ate alot of honey!

Lilykit and Frogkit: Uh oh.

Seedkit: (grows rainbows) WOOO HOOOOO NYAN NYAN NYANITY NYAN! (jumps into the sunset)