Firestar: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Graystripe: It's time for my favorite part of the day..... THE FEAST! WHY HELLO LITTLE HAMMIE

Ham: Wait... NOOOOO WAIT NO DONT EAT ME

Lionblaze: DONT EAT HAM! I LOVE HAM!

Graystripe: SO YOU LIKE EATING HAM

Lionblaze: NO! HAM IS MY SPECIAL SOMEONE

Cinderheart: WAIT WAT THE HEK

Lionblaze: HAM, IVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU (sniff sniff) BUT I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO GO

Ham: NO! WAIT! DONT EAT MEEEEEEEEEE

Narrator: Thus, Ham was never seen again, except in the dirt place by Graystripe...... #RipHam2k16

Narrator: Butt one day... Ham will return

Cinderheart: WAIT I DONT WANT DAT CHUNK OF MEAT BACK EVER AGAIN

Lionblaze: YOUR A CHUNK OF MEAT

Cinderheart: HATER BACK OFF (chucks him to the moon)