Seedkit: Firestar, have you ever seen a unicorn eating noodles?

Firestar: (chuckles) no I've never heard about a unicorn eating noodles. Don't you know? UNICORNS EAT CORN! Plus they are just a story. Duhhh

Seedkit: oh yeah? Watch this. (Taxicab whistles)

Unicorn: (flies in and bows down to Seedkit)

Seedkit: Good pony. Would you like some noodle and ramen?

Unicorn: (nods head wildly)

Seedkit: ok. (Tosses noodles)

Unicorn: (opens enormous mouth and eats it all in one bite then flies away)

Seedkit: what I tell ya?

Firestar: :O IM AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER!!!

Me: I like UNICORNS!!!!!! :D