Jayfeather:(hugs stick) Oh my love, my stick! you are as smooth as Starclan's fur.... you are the only one in my life! Well, except for me.

Cinderheart: WAAAAAT? Y'NO I LIKED YOU FIRST! AND YOU JUST IGNORED ME! >:(

Briarlight: Jayfeather is a crazy for coo-coo puffs thats all :3 there is no need to worry Cinderheart, your a great cat.

Jayfeather: Oh my love my stick! I wish you could grow into somthing and cherish the moment whenwe eat our lovely coo-coo puffs! I bet you love me as much as I love myself! im Nyar-cissus! (Narrcissis the dude who fell in love with himself)

Cinderheart: Your stick doesnt do anything! It cant even walk you mouse brain!

Stick: (grows legs and starts moving, dumping head into bowl of coo-coo puffs)

Jayfeather: See? Never underestimate my love, my stick!

Briarlight and Cinderheart: :O

No. Way.