Berrynose: Hello all you little bratty toms. I know I know, you wish you would be as cool as me, but you know it's not possible.
Brambleclaw: do you know how many she-cats are fan girling over me right now? ಠ_ಠ
Berrynose: I don't care. Anyway! I will show you how to be a good mate!
Brambleclaw: Guys you should plug your ears.....
Berrynose: First step! Find someone who is mooning over you and has a sister.
Brambleclaw: I think I know where this is heading....
Berrynose: STOP INTURRUPTING! Now, step two, purr at her. She'll come to you instantly like a squirrel chasing an acorn.
Squirrelflight: HEY! ಠ_ಠ
Berrynose: (gets fish and makes a home run on Squirrelflight) Now, where were we? Ah yes, step three. Go out on a stroll with a snake nearby.
Firestar: Um....
Berrynose: Go away! Then step four, get the snake to bite her so she'll go (draws line on neck)
Firestar: HEY
Berrynose: STOP INTERRUPTING!!! Step five, once she's gone, move on and go with her sister.
Poppyfrost: Wait.....
Berrynose: Finally, have kits with her sis and forget all about the first cat!
Poppyfrost: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SISTER?!?! Ö
Berrynose:I am a cat of many talents. (Puts a smug face on)
Honeyfern: (in Starclan) what a fox heart. ಠ_ಠ
Squirrelflight: (is still flying from baseball bat incident) Hey look! Imma flying squirrel! 8D