Firestar: Attention Thunderclan! Prey has gone missing from the fresh kill pile, to the point where there is no prey until the next day. Keep an eye out for the thief!

Bumblestripe: I SWEAR IT WASNT MEEE

*later that night*

Graystripe at the FKP: *nom nom nom*

Firestar: WHO GOES THERE

Graystripe: Uh.... *holds up finger mustache* TIS I, LIONHEART. I COME BACK FROM STARCLAN CUZ BLUESTAR TOOK MY FOOD

Firestar: Seriously?

Bluestar: *comes down from Starclan* HEY IT WAS MY PIECE OF MOUSE

Graystripe: .... UH WHY DID U DO THAT TO ME

Bluestar: BECAUSE FOR CHRISTMAS U GAVE ME A HAM

Lionheart: *comes down from Starclan* HEY I TOLD THAT HAM WAS SPECIAL

Ham: *comes down from Starclan* WAT IM NOT SPECIAL??? *starts to cry*

Lionheart: YOU ARE SPECIAL HAM, YOU ARE SPECIAL *cradles ham*

Lionheart: READERS, SPREAD THE WORD. #HAMYOUARESPECIAL . WE MUST SHOW HAMMY LOVE! POST IT ON ALL YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA THINGS. I WILL BE PROUD. (And quite possibly comment and like 😼)

Firestar: ..... What just happened...