Greystripe likes to eat

Greystripe: Imma hungry.
Firestar: Oh....nose.....
Grey stripe: (devours mouse) mm yum! (Devours bunny) Mm yum! (Devours raven) mm..yum!
Ravenfeather: MY BREATHEN Ö
Firestar: Dude, stop eating...
Greystripe: I still want more! (Makes doggy face...wait cat face)
Firestar: (rolls eyes) Fine, only a little bit more.
Greystripe: (devours squirrel) mmmmm.... yum!
Squirrelflight: NOOOOOOOO!! DX
Greystripe: (eats eagle) Mm...yum!
Jayfeather: If you eat too much... You'll get stomach pains... Not that I care, I only care for meh stick!
Greystipe: Whateves. (Chomps on deer) Mm yum!
Firestar: OK OK THATS TOO MUCH!
Greystripe: Must.....eat....more.... (Eats elk)mm...yum...
Briarlight: Dad!!! D:
Greystripe: I........need....more!!
Lionblaze: Man, eat vegetables.
Greystripe: Ok..! (Eats trees) Uhhgg.... (Is super fat)
Jayfeather: I warned you.....
Greystripe: NOO NOO PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!
Jayfeather: Yarrow time! (Grins evilly)
Greystripe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Hours later)

Greystripe: (is as flat as a pancake)
Bumblestripe: Dad what happened?!
Greystripe: I had yarrow.....
Bumblestripe: Oh nose..... Not the yarrow....
Greystripe: Yes...YES.. THE YARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE YARROW WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS!!!!
Yarrow: MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yarrow: Im right behind you....!

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