Firestar: I am participating in Dancing with the 'stars' cause imma 'star. get it?

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Brambleclaw: Welcome to Dancing with the 'stars'! Today here are our contestants! Firestar, Tallstar, Mistystar, and Tigerstar!!!

Rowanclaw: Remember this is a single battle! you have to dance alone! 3 2 1 !!!

Firstar: (beat boxes wile flipping and twisting and you know what i mean) Boom! (flips) DO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER?! (twirls and lands with paws crossed)

Y=yes N=no

Brambleclaw: YEESSSSSS!!!!

Rowanclaw: no! >:T

Reedwhisker: no........

Brambleclaw: Next up! Tallstar!

Tallstar: (sings normal but so good it makes you cry) I PROMISE YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU!! I ALWAYS THERERERE!!!!! JUST LOOK UP AT THE HIGHROCK AND IM THHEEEERERE!!

Brambleclaw: (tears up) y-yes! :'D

Rowanclaw: mabye >:' T

Reedwhisker: (cries) that was...so....BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! X'D

Brambleclaw:(sniffles) N-next up! Mistystar!

Mistystar: (sings opera) LOOOOOOLLLLTROLLLLLLLOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEEE DEE FEE SOOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUUUUUUUUU (sings in that opera language that no one can ever understand)

Glass: (breaks)

Brambleclaw, rowanclaw, reedwhisker: (flattens ears) No!!! I CANT HEAR ANYTHING!!!!!

Brambleclaw: Finally! Tigerstar!

Tigerstar: (does the square dance) And ya pass yer pardner round an--

All the cats: NOOOOOOOOOO

Brambleclaw: The winner is...............................Tallstar! You get honey for the rest of your life! (tosses honey)

Tallstar: (licks it all up) All done. More? ITs for the rest of my life right?

Brambleclaw: Im afraid theres no more honey the bees are angry at uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussss!!!! (bees chase the judges)