<Crowfeather>: The other day I found a shipwreck, and found a suspicious stew. I'm gonna eat it.

<Finchkit>: I don't know about that...

<Crowfeather>: Alright, how bad can Just one be?

2 seconds later...

<Crowfeather>: And I'm blind! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Finchkit: *facepaws*