Dustpelt: OK, our next cat is....... *Drum roll*

Tigerheart: *Runs onto stage* Duh, duh, duh, duh, circus, duh, duh, duh! :D

Dustpelt: *Mutters* Oh no, not the annoying Tigerheart. *Says normally* Tigerheart!

Tigerheart: Hi! :3

Firestar: Crossing into our territory lately?

Tigerheart: No, Sir. I have been sticking by borders. Bored borders.

Longtail: I demand you tell us what you're going to do.

Tigerheart: It is a surprise. :3 *Sits in silence*

Firestar: .....

Tigerheart: *Says nothing*

A few hours later...

Firestar: WHEN ARE YOU FINISHED?! I'M STARVING! STARVING, I TELL YOU, STARVING! >:o

Tigerheart: Now. :3

Sandstorm: *Presses button* *X appears*

Longtail and Firestar: *Presses button, X appears, too*

Tigerheart: D:

Dustpelt: Why --?

All three judges: IT WAS SO BORING!

Tigerheart: You're boring. :S

Dustpelt: Tigerheart, you're not going through. I'm sorry.

Tigerheart: *Runs off*

Dawnpelt: YOU PIGEON-BRAINS! HE WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!

ShadowClan: YEAH!

Firestar: Uh oh, angry ShadowClan mob! O_O

ShadowClan: *Storm towards the judges with angry faces*

Judges: RUN! *Run*

ShadowClan: *Chase after*

Judges: AAAAAH! *Run around in circles*

ShadowClan: *Also run around in circles*

Dawnpelt: HOW DARE YOU NOT LET TIGERHEART THROUGH?!

Firestar: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jayfeather: *Dives out of chair* Go for it, Stick! *Throws Stick*

Stick: *Lands and does nothing*

Jayfeather: *Lands*

ShadowClan: *Stop running*

Jayfeather: Stick, use Sheer Cold!

ShadowClan: *Narrow their eyes*

Stick: *Does nothing*

ShadowClan: *Laughs*

Jayfeather: D:

Stick: *Uses Sheer Cold*

ShadowClan: *Faints*

Bluestar: The wild angry ShadowClan mob fainted! YEAH! *Punches air* >:D

Jayfeather: Victory for us and ThunderClan! :D

Bluestar: Stick gained 5000 experiance points. LEVEL UP! Stick learnt a new move: Stick Cross Storm!

Stick: *Does nothing at all*

Jayfeather: Whoo!

Lionblaze: Aw, I was too late! D:

Dustpelt: OK... O_O

Firestar: Are we safe?

Longtail: Yeah.

Tigerstar: NO! SHADOWCLAN SHOULD'VE GOTTEN RID OF THUNDERCLAN! WAHH! *Starts rolling about on the ground*

Brokenstar: ...

Yellowfang: O.O

Leopardfoot and Pinestar: *Embarrassed*

Firestar: XD

Thistleclaw: .....

Hawkfrost: O_________________________________________________O

Ashfur: I didn't know Tigerstar still acted like a kit! XDDDDDDDD

Squirrelflight: o.o

Brambleclaw: I don't know him. ._. *Sulks*

Tawnypelt: Neither do I. ._. *Also Sulks*

Goldenflower: O.O!

Hollyleaf: Ferncloud, the story of the ugly Tigerstar was true! He's soooooo ugly!

Ferncloud: Yeah.

Shrewfang: *Snorts* You believe in those nursery stories, eh, Hollyleaf?

Hollyleaf: *Ignores and turns head away*

Tigerstar: *Gets up and runs across the stage* I'M LEADER OF THE WORLD!

Darkstripe: *Joins in with Tigerstar* YEAH!

Smokeyfur: O.O!!!

Greystar: Uh... o_o