Dustpelt: NEXT!

Ashfur: *Skips onto stage and throws flowers to the crowd* Thank you! Thank you for watching my audition! Thank you! It was amazing! :)

Dustpelt: You haven't started your audition yet. . .

Ashfur: I knew that.

Longtail: Liar!

Firestar: *Is scared of Ashfur and hides behind Sandstorm* Help me!

Sandstorm: *Sighs* Ashfur, what are you going to do? And Firestar, you're the Clan leader. Stop acting like a kit.

Ashfur: I'm going to teach you all how to live an epic life like I did.

Longtail: *Mutters* This is going to be horrible.

Ashfur: If you want to be popular, start having an obsession over the most annoying cat in the Clan after they return from an epic journey. Hang around with them for a long time and make sure you steal them from their crush.

Brambleclaw: So you were trying to steal Squirrelflight from me! I thought we were best friends! At least I put those ants in your nest before the show started. I hope you have a nice sleep.

Squirrelflight: I'm not annnoying, Ashfur! Is this because I thought you were Ferncloud for one day?

Ashfur: I don't even know who you are, dark brown tabby who looks so much like Tigerstar who I also don't know. Oh yeah, and if they reject you, overreact! Kill their family-even the idiotic leader of the Clan who is their father! Wait for moons to pass and then trap their kits in a fire. The sparks sure are going to fly now! After doing that, you've managed to get a mate the Ashfur way. Yaaaay! :D

Firestar: I'm still scared.

Longtail: You want to know what I thought of that? It was so awesome that I started yawning.

Ashfur: I told you so!

Longtail: What?

Ashfur: Why are you looking at me? I did nothing. *Sees audience* SINCE WHEN DID THEY GET THERE?! I THOUGHT I WAS A LONER!!!

Jayfeather: You are, it's just that you came here when no one really liked your audition. In fact, I think we should call it a 'humiliation' since it's more fitting.

Ashfur: I CAME HERE FOR A REASON. AND THAT REASON WAS TO LEARN HOW TO FLY LIKE A FOX.

Sandstorm: They can't fly, Ashfur. *Sighs and shakes head*

Ashfur: I saw one fly yesterday. . . I was walking to the camp and then-- WHOOO LOOOK AT THAT IT'S A FLYING FOX!!

Everyone: . . .

Ashfur: *Starts running about and then jumps off of the stage* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *Lands in the audience*

Audience: *Throw Ashfur away*

Ashfur: I TOLD YOU FOXES COULD FLY!!

Longtail: What--What is this even? This is the worst thing I ever saw in my life. -.-

Dovewing: WHOO LET'S FLY EVERYONE! *Jumps forward and steps on Ivypool's head, then leaps forward again* GO DO THE DOVE!

Ashfur: *Goes into window and falls to the ground* *Falls asleep*

Longtail: *Face-paw*

Dustpelt: Judges?

Firestar: Yes?

Dustpelt: What did you think of Ashfur's audition?

Firestar: I have no words except-- *Tail-tip is on fire* AAAAH IT BURNS!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

Dustpelt: Was it really that bad? o_O

Firestar: *Running about* AAAAAAAH MY TAIL!

Sandstorm: Yes, it's a tail. . . Ashfur's audition was very "tail", Firestar means to say. I think he didn't like it? And Ashfur fails at being a comedian or whatever his weird audition was. I didn't understand anything. Terrible!

Ashfur: *Wakes up and notices Firestar running about* What's going on?

Ferncloud: No one really knows.

Ashfur: Okay.

Sandstorm: I thought Ashfur's acting was horrible. It just bored me so much. Do I really have to make a rant about how terrible I thought it was?

Longtail: YES! *Brofist* I agree with the pale cat right next to me.

Sandstorm: I do have a name. . .

Longtail: And I have a long tail. Nice to meet you, I Do Have A Name.

Sandstorm: Well, everyone does have a name. . .

Longtail: But that's your name.

Sandstorm: What is?

Longtail: I Do Have A Name.

Sandstorm: Yes Longtail, you have a name.

Longtail: NO, YOUR NAME IS I DO HAVE A NAME!!!!

Sandstorm: Stop it! I know you've got a name!

Dustpelt: I think Firestar said Ashfur's acting was horrible. Anyway Ashfur, your the weakest warrior so get out of here!

Ashfur: YES I WON!!

Dustpelt: No you didn't.

Ashfur: WHAT?! B--b--b--b--but you lied to me!

Dustpelt: *Throws a stick*

Ashfur: *Chases after stick*

Jayfeather: HEY THAT'S MY STICK!! *Starts jumping on cats' heads to get down to the stage* COME BACK HERE!!

Dustpelt: I forgot that was Jayfeather's. That guy really obsesses over weird things. What next, the floor?