Dustpelt: Whoop, number eleven.

Scourge: It's me! HELLO, MY FANS! *Dives into crowd but no one catches him*

Dustpelt: Someone show me who elven is before I eat seven mice.

Shadowtail: *Walks onto stage*

Longtail: Name?

Shadowtail: Shadowtail.

Longtail: Going to do?

Shadowtail: Sing.

Longtail: Ooh.

Tigerstar: Your tail doesn't look like a shadow.

Dustpelt: Who let the stray cat in?

Crowfeather: Out. *Drags Tigerstar out*

Shadowtail: *Firework comes on* Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Driftkit: That's what I feel like. o.o

Shadowtail: Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Snowtuft: *Randomly starts dancing*

Shadowtail: Do you ever feel already buried deep?

Six feet under screams but no one seems to hear.

Do you know that there's still a chance for you

'Cause there's a spark in you,

You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine.

Just own the night like the 4th of July,

'Cause baby you're a firework!

Come on, show them what you're worth,

Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh" as you shoot across the sky-y-y.

Dustpelt: Judges, what do you think of that audition?

Longtail: It was good.

Firestar: I once saw Longtail dancing about, singing that song to some random rose.

Longtail: Erm, that was not me. o.o

Firestar: Are you sure?

Longtail: Yes.

Firestar: They looked just like you.

Longtail: That was my brother. Yeah, my evil twin brother called Longstripe who loves to embarrass me!

Firestar: Okay.

Dustpelt: Results, please?

Firestar and Sandstorm: *Press 'X'*

Longtail: Tick marks the spot! *Tick appears*

Dustpelt: I'm sorry, Shadowtail, but you're sadly not going through. It was nice having you in the show. Here's a mouse. *Hands one to Shadowtail*

Shadowtail: *Walks away*

Briarlight: I am a glowing tree, everybody!

Jayfeather: You're glowing and you're a tree? Great, I've gone crazy now.

Mapleshade: *Chasing Snowtuft*

Dustpelt: It's a wild goose chase by Dark Forest cats. o.o

Goosefeather: *Rolling about on the ground* I know, this is a wild goose chase! I'm trying to catch this Goosefeather that looks like me.

Moonflower: And that's partly why no one listens to Goosefeather, Mosskit.

Wrenflight: Um, Goosefeather, you're trying to catch yourself. . .

Goosefeather: Don't you tell me I'm trying to catch Goosefeather, you warrior!

Dustpelt: Why did I ask for such a crazy audience? :/