Dustpelt: Quick recap on what happened is coming.

Longtail: Recap? I will de-cap the recap if it doesn't fly.

Firestar: Maybe--

Tigerstar: MY TURN AGAIN! :)

Firestar: Tigerstar, you've been kicked out. You can't do another audition.

Tigerstar: Fine, I'll make my own version of this and not invite you. >:) ANYONE WANNA JOIN IN?!

Audience: BOOOOOO! *Throw stuff at Tigerstar*

Tigerstar: YOU TRAITORS! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT ME, BUT NOOOO! *Storms off*

Dustpelt: RECAP! Okay, Tigerstar was kicked out of the show--

Sandstorm: WHOO!

Dustpelt: -- and I can't be bothered saying any more. Sorry, but I can't. NUMBER TEN, YOU STOLE THAT PEN ON MY DESK!

Eaglestrike: Hello.

Firestar: I am the epic Firestar, so I am going to question who you are. Who are you?

Eaglestrike: I am Eaglestrike.

Longtail: Can you fly, Eaglestrike?

Eaglestrike: Maybe, though I doubt it.

Longtail: Well, you aren't much of an eagle.

Firestar: And you don't look like a long tail, Longtail.

Longtail: YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FIRE STAR!

Sandstorm: Ignore those two kits. What are you going to do?

Eaglestrike: Sing some One Direction songs.

Longtail: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOUR DIRECTIONS?! *Starts complaining but One Direction music come on and overpowers Longtail's voice*

Eaglestrike: *Starts singing*

Later

Dustpelt: That was long but awesome. I like One Direction because they all go in one direction.

Longtail: .... Incorrect. *Accidentally presses X* WHAT?! NO!!!!

Firestar: Mouse-brain over there! *Points at Longtail* *Presses tick and so does Sandstorm*

Eaglestrike: I'M THROUGH! WHOO! :D

Longtail: Can I audition?

Dustpelt: No. Your only talent is complaining about random things.

Hawkfrost: *Drives in with monster* I HAVE GOT A MONSTER AND IT IS GOING TO ROAR! >:D

Breezepelt: And I'm going to yawn.

Harespring: *Yawns*

Breezepelt: YOU STOLE MY YAWN! >:O

Tigerstar: *Appears with a piece of paper* Dear Warrior Cats Got Talent, also known as Dustpelt produces the worst thing ever--

Longtail: Why are you here?

Tigerstar: Oh yeah, why am I here? I forgot, I guess.

Sandstorm: SOMEONE GIVE ME A BANANA PEEL!

Spottedleaf: *Hands a banana peel over to Sandstorm*

Sandstorm: *Walks behind Tigerstar and places the banana peel behind him* *Goes back to desk* Tigerstar, can you walk backwards?

Tigerstar: Of course I-- *Walks backwards and slips on banana peel* SANDSTORM, YOU SAND STORM!!

Sandstorm: I am a cat.

Foxleap: And I am a cat with a fox leap. o.o

Hawkfrost: I AM HAWKFROST WITH A MONSTER!

Stormfur: *Places a bunch of banana peels on steps*

Hawkfrost: *Drives monster forward and it slips on the banana peels, going to the steps*

Thornclaw: *Opens door*

Monster: *Goes sliding out of the door*

Thornclaw: *Shuts door*

Dustpelt: Some exit. I didn't even know banana peels were on our side until now. :/

Onestar: Excuse me, but Firestar, why are you a judge instead of me?

Firestar: Hmm.. I dunno. Maybe it is because you are a one star?

Longtail: He's just forever alone. Lonely, he's Mr. Lonely and I am glad I am not him.

Onestar: Why does every cat tell me that?!

Crowfeather: But you are forever alone.

Audience: Yeah.

Onestar: Okay, I am. Yay for me. ._.