Bluestar: Fireheart!!!

Fireheart: Yes, O mighty Bluestar of Thunderclan.

Bluestar: *pauses* You don't have to address me that professiona-

Fireheart: How may I serve you today, O mighty Bluestar of Thunderclan?

Bluestar: *twitches an ear in annoyance* Well.... clean the dirt place for me?

Fireheart: I'd be honored O mighty Bluestar of Thunderclan. I'm flattered you asked me of all cats to do this.

Bluestar: *twitches ear again* It's actually not the most honorable job-

Fireheart: I'm going right to it, O mighty leader.

Bluestar: *waits patiently in thoughts* What was wrong with Fireheart?

Bluestar pads to the warriors den.

Bluestar: Does any cat know why Fireheart is acting a little...off?

Longtail: O mighty Bluestar, what has happened to Fireheart?

Tigerclaw: I LOVE FIREHEART!

Darkstripe: Yeaa! He's our best chump!

Bluestar: *mutters* something's definitely wrong here

Bluestar pads back to her den to find Fireheart sitting, grinning with brown covered paws with every cat's Poop on it.

What in Starclan is wrong with him? And darkstripe, Tigerclaw, and Longtail?

Fireheart: O mighty Bluestar of Thunderclan, it was such a great honor to clean this clan's including your scrumptious poop-

Bluestar: *yowls* ENOUGH! WHAT IS WRONGGG WITH YOU!!!!!

Fireheart: *tilts head* what?

Bluestar: *growls* did you eat my feces?

Fireheart: No, great Starclan, no O mighty Bluestar, but it'd be an honor to; should I go and-

Bluestar: *pads to medicine den*
GOOSEFEATHER!! What on EARTH did you give all my Thunderclan cats?

Goosefeather: Just the good old remedy. Always perks them cats up.

Bluestar: *eyes widen* W-WHAT!!!
whats the 'good old remedy'? FIREHEART'S GOIING CRAZY AS WELL AS ALL THE OTHERS! TIGERCLAW CLAIMS TO LOVE FIREHEART!!!!!

Goosefeather: A lil catnip won't kill a cat. here.

*stuffs in Bluestar's mouth before she could stop him*

Bluestar: *blinks*

Goosefeather: *watches and waits cloyingly*

Suddenly.... Dun dun duun ..

Bluestar: I LOVE BACON I LOVE PIE I LOVE EVERY CAT EVEN IF THEY LIE!!!!!

Goosefeather: O-0 Wow this is.. more than i expected..

*Cats from the clan gather around.*

Tigerstar, Longtail, and Darkstripe: WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!!

Sandstorm: Oooh, I love bacon!

Whitefur: And I pie!!

Windflight: I go with the end! I LOVE EVERYONE!!!

Greystripe: EVEN IF THEY LIE!

Goosefeather: *laughs evilly* Finally some peace and quiet!

Goosefeather: *shoves a pile of 1000 poppy seeds in their faces*

Thunderclan cats crazily gulp down poppy seeds and instantly all fall into deep sleeps.

Goosefeather: *calls his best friend from hiding* JIGGGLYPUFF!!!!

Jigglypuff: *scurries out and draws mustaches on every cat from young to old.*

5 hours later....

Cats wake up... and...

Bluestar: *takes a good glace at all her cats, horrified*WHAT. ON EARTH. IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!!!!

:D

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