*Squirrelflight is out on patrol and she sees a pink glimmer. She gravitates towards it. She licks it. Sugar levels rise dramatically. Eyes go wonky. Runs in circles back to camp*

Squirrelflight: FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR FIRESTAR MAKE ME LEADER SO I CAN MAKE THE CLAN PETS OF HUMANS OMG I'M SO SMART LOOK FIRESTAR I GREW ANOTHER LEG *puts tail tip on ground and thinks it's another leg. Sees Brambleclaw* OMG TIGERSTAR KILL HIM WHO LET YOU INTO CAMP wait *turns to the cat on guard* OMG ASHFUR WHY DID YOU LET TIGERSTAR IN *jumps on Ashfur* YOU SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE CLAN *sugar rush wears off* wh-wha?

*Ashfur, Brambleclaw and Firestar are glaring at her

Squirrelflight: eh.. heh heh BYE *runs off*