Bramblestar: Oh what a lovely day to be taking a calm walk in the woods! Oh look! There's the lake! I think I'll go down to the lake today!

*Goes down to the lake but hears rustling behind a bracken patch*

Bramblestar: Huh? *Sniffs air* Jayfeather??? What are you doing behind that bracken patch?

Jayfeather: ....... *No reply*

Bramblestar: *Gets suspicious, walks around the bracken patch and sees something horrible*

Bramblestar: OMG JAYFEATHER WHAT R U DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jayfeather: Mmmph... Ohh...... Mmmm...... Oh stick.... I love you so much..... *kisses the stick very hard*

Bramblestar: O_O *Takes out iPhone 6s and starts to film*

Bramblestar: Hey Jayfeather! Look, I'm filming you to post onto Snap chat to tweet onto Instagram!!

Jayfeather: *Looks up and screams in rage* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM RUINED AS A MEDICINE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs stick and tries to stab Bramblestar*

Bramblestar: *Dodges*

Stick: *Cracks on the ground*

Jayfeather: ...................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BELOVED IS DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *CRIES AND SCREAMS AND THROWS A TANTRUM*

Bramblestar: *Drops phone in surprise O.O*

Jayfeather: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH F*CK YOU BRAMBLESTAR!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED MY SOON TO BE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YO- *Sees a pebble*

Jayfeather: WOW WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PEBBLE!!!!!!!! *Starts to ask the pebble out on a date*

Pebble: ........................................................................................................

Bramblestar: X_X