Spoof 4


It's training time in Thunderclan!

Firestar: Ok everyone listen up! Hollypaw, you attack Lionpaw with waffles and Jaypaw you attack Hollypaw with icecream. Lionpaw you attack Jaypaw with vanilla sprinkles. 

Lionpaw: *Throws a fit* I WANT CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES NOT VANILLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Firestar: Chocolate is for suckers Lionpaw! Now get over there and make Jaypaw get vanillasprinklecough NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Lionpaw: *Runs back to camp* Everyone Firestar likes vanilla sprinkles better than chocolate sprinkles!!!!!

Half of the clan including elders and queens: *Gasp*

Other half of the clan including apprentices and deputy: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: *runs into camp with Hollypaw and Jaypaw* Vanilla sprinkle lovers attack the chocolate sprinkle lovers!!!!!

Whole clan: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Fights with vanilla and chocolate sprinkles*

Randomly Starclan and the DarkForest come over and appear on the battlegrounds

Starclan and the DarkForest: STRAWBERRY SPRINKLES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starclan, DarkForest, and Thunderclan: *Fights with strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate sprinkles*

Shadowclan: WE LIKE RAINBOW SPRINKLES!!!!! *Fights with rainbow sprinkles*

Windclan: FRENCH VANILLA SPRINKLES ARE BETTER THAN PLAIN SPRINKLES!!!!!! *Throws pawfuls of french vanilla sprinkles everywhere*

Riverclan: SPRINKLES ARE FOR SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ICING IS WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! *Squirts icing everywhere* 

Every cat: *Dies of icingcough and sprinklecough* 

And that is the how all the clans came to an end.




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