Spoof 4
It's training time in Thunderclan!
Firestar: Ok everyone listen up! Hollypaw, you attack Lionpaw with waffles and Jaypaw you attack Hollypaw with icecream. Lionpaw you attack Jaypaw with vanilla sprinkles.
Lionpaw: *Throws a fit* I WANT CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES NOT VANILLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Firestar: Chocolate is for suckers Lionpaw! Now get over there and make Jaypaw get vanillasprinklecough NOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Lionpaw: *Runs back to camp* Everyone Firestar likes vanilla sprinkles better than chocolate sprinkles!!!!!
Half of the clan including elders and queens: *Gasp*
Other half of the clan including apprentices and deputy: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Firestar: *runs into camp with Hollypaw and Jaypaw* Vanilla sprinkle lovers attack the chocolate sprinkle lovers!!!!!
Whole clan: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Fights with vanilla and chocolate sprinkles*
Randomly Starclan and the DarkForest come over and appear on the battlegrounds
Starclan and the DarkForest: STRAWBERRY SPRINKLES ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starclan, DarkForest, and Thunderclan: *Fights with strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate sprinkles*
Shadowclan: WE LIKE RAINBOW SPRINKLES!!!!! *Fights with rainbow sprinkles*
Windclan: FRENCH VANILLA SPRINKLES ARE BETTER THAN PLAIN SPRINKLES!!!!!! *Throws pawfuls of french vanilla sprinkles everywhere*
Riverclan: SPRINKLES ARE FOR SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ICING IS WAY BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!! *Squirts icing everywhere*
Every cat: *Dies of icingcough and sprinklecough*
And that is the how all the clans came to an end.
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