Firestar - *walks out of den and yawns*

Graystripe - WAIT WHY IS TIGERSTAR COMING OUT OF FIRESTARS DEN?????

Brambleclaw - well why is hawkfrost so surprised about t that? KILL THEM BOTH!

Firestar - uh, Graystripe... I'm firestar...

Brambleclaw - quit lying it's clear your Tigerstar! And hawkfrost, I WILL KILL YOU! *leaps at Graystripe*

Graystripe - *runs to thorn barrier * I AM NOOOOT HAWKFROST, MAPLESHADE!

Firestar - oh so I'm mapleshade now?

Graystripe - no your Tigerstar. 

Brambleclaw - why am I casually talking with two huge villain s... Wait... HEY I'M NOT MAPLESHADE I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL!

Firestar - YOU ARE TO MAPLESHADE!! YOU EGEN SOUND LIKE HER!

Brambleclaw - I will force you to eat waffles.

Firestar - ...

Graystripe - YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!