1: alarm

*BRING* *BRING*
Cloudtail: *snoring*
Dustpelt:SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
*BRING* *BRING*
Thornclaw: WE DONT KNOW HOW TO!!!!!
Everyone but Cloudtail-who is still snoring:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*BRING* *BRING*
Dustpelt: AHHHHH-*has a heart attack*
Everyone but Cloudtail: AHHHHH-*has a heart attack*
Everyone--but Cloudtail: *le dead*

2:cold water

Cloudtail: I can do this!*sticks his head in a bucket of ice water*
Cloudtail:*le dead*

3:don't use the bathroom before bed

Cloudtail: *banging on the bathroom door*hurry up Lionblaze!! I got to goooo!!!
Lionblaze: but I'm in the shower!
Cloudtail: I DONT CARE!!!! I HAVE GOT TO- *wets himself* ummmmm never mind....
Lionblaze:Did you wet your pants?
Cloudtail:yeahhhhh
Lionblaze:You Arnt wearing pants; are you?
Cloudtail:yeahhhhh
Lionblaze:*facepaw*

Ummmmm hopefully these will work out for you better then they did for Cloudtail- who is standing in his puddle of pee right now.......oh and nah way tell me if I should update daily if so tell me how many times you would like me to a day. And you can comment or PM me ideas for spoofs!