Yellowfang: I WANT A PET *cries*

Bluestar: WELL TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GET ONE!

Lionblaze: What's a pet o-O

Yellowfang: *sees a pet shop in the distance* I must go, my future pet is calling meh *prances out of Starclan*

*time passes*

Bluestar: How long does it take to get a pet?!?!

Lionblaze: o-O

Firestar: *appears* THE FIRENOODLEMAN HAS SAVED THE DAY AGAIN *holds up a thorn* I SAVED LONGTAIL FROM DIS EVIL THORN

Yellowfang: *flies back to Starclan* I FOUND MAH PET! *brings out a killer whale*

Killer whale: *Eats Yellowfang*

Bluestar: ABANDON STARCLAN!! YELLOWFANG HAS BROUGHT DOOM AND TERROR!! *sounds the alarm*

Everyone: *panics*

World: *explodes*