*whole clan hyped up on catmint*

Cloudtail: EAT IT!!! *shows catmint*

Leafpool: No.

Cloudtail: *shoves Catmint in Leafpool's face and he eats it* Ha!

Leafpool: *hyped up now* Hehehehehehehehheeh!!!! *leaps away*

Ivypool: I'm a chicken nugget!!!

Dovewing: I'm a carrot!!!

Firestar: *turns into a crazy pirate and flies out of camp* So long SUCKERS!!!

Mousetail: *on phone texting the whole world*

Jayfeather: STICK!!! STICK!! WHERE ARE YOU??????

Hollyleaf: *laughing so hard she's dying* AAAAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!

Brambleclaw: ...

Iron man: HI!!!! I LOVE THIS CATMINT STUFF!!! IT GREAT!!!

Bumblestripe: I KILL YOUg! *turns into a silly ninja and destroys Iron Man*

Firestar: *flies back into camp* SANDSTORM, WILL YOU MARRY ME???!!!!

Sandstorm: NO!

Firestar: What?! *tears up* What?! *starts crying and flies away again*

Ferncloud: WHERE IS MY PINK FLUFFY RAINBOW UNICORN THAT EATS BANANAS?

Brightheart: WHAT ABOUT my BIG FAT KILLER WHALE THAT RIDES A SCOOTER IN THE TOILET???

Poppyleaf: What about my crazy favourite dinosaur that dies???

Brokenstar: what about my-

Firestar: *flies back into camp and kicks Brokenstar's butt*

brokenstar: OW!!! *dies*

Jayfeather: I'm hungry! *thinks Firestsr's tail is a lollipop and eats it* Yummy.

Firestar: JAYFEATHER! YOU ARE EXILED FROM FIRECLAN FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: *smiles evilly* YES! Finally I can make MY clan: Jayclan!!!!!!!! I will be the blind leader and I will eat lollipops forever!!!!!!!!

Bluestar: *watching from Starclan then looks at Spottedleaf* Is this what Thunderclan has become?

Spottedleaf: Yes *facepalm*

Bluestar; *facepalm*