HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF WARRIORS!!!

1. Kill Firestar.

2. Eat Erin Hunters' cookies.

3. Get a dog instead of a cat.

4. Eat all the warriors books.

5. Love fox's and badgers.

6. Dance like crazy in the Thunderclan camp.

7. Blow up the lake (just like Squirrellflight)

8. Lure Badgers into their territories.

9. Say this repeatedly at the gathering: I LOVE YOU TIGERSTAR AND I LOVE JAYFEATHER SO MUCH I COULD BURST!!!

10. Say Lol all day.

11. Don't give Squirrellflight her piez.

12. Use the kits as balls and play catch.

13. Mess up the medicine den.

14. Sleep all day

15. Have a mate in Shadowclan.

16. Fall in love with Jayfeather

17. Kiss a fox.

18. Murder all the books.

19. Hug Erin Hunter and stalk her.

20. Be really boring all day.