A/N Hey everyone! Sorry I took such a long break from the original plot :)

Anyway, I'm getting back to it now. You know, bacon goddes and catnip and stuff? Yes, it's all gonna happen.

P.S this chapter is dedicated to Lpswarriorcat who recommended me for an interview with wattywarriors! Thanks to her, I got it.

Tears of joy TOT

Onestar: I want a youtube account

Ashfoot: What's a "Youtube"?

Onestar: O.O

Ashfoot: What's "O.O"?

Onestar: You really don't know?!?!

Ashfoot: Have you been eating catnip?

Onestar:  Have you not?!?!?!

Ashfoot: No.

Onestar: Well, then, IT SEEMS WE ARE AT AN IMPASS.

Breezepelt:  Ooh, big words! *Eats catnip*

Crowfeather: NUUUUU *Takes all the catnip* My son will not be INSANE!!!

Jayfeather: He tried to kill me ._.

Crowfeather: Well... as long as he was obeying rules.

Jayfeather: He tried kill me.  In the middle of the night. By a sacred pool. Twice. 

Crowfeather:  BREEZEPELT WHY DID YOU BREAK YOUR CURFEW?

Jayfeather: That's the only thing you're worried about? Did I mention he's, like, raising the dark forest or something?

Breezepelt: HE STOLE YOUR CATNIP!!!

Crowfeather: *Looks at catnip in arms* HERBS ARE A LIE!!!

Breezepelt: AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHA! *Breaks into tears*

Windclan camp: *Just watching them scream and not caring*

Kestrelflight: EVERYONE HERE NEEDS A RESPONSIBLE MEDICINE CAT. *Scratches head* But first, I have to find one....

*Super cool explosion of gummy bears*