Bluestar: *Murmurs* Jaypaw, you have the power to walk in other cat's dreams...

Jaypaw: Wow, that's, like, not stalkerish or anything.

Bluestar: .....SHUTUP.

Jaypaw: :/

Bluestar: And because i value your gift- and totally not because Lionheart made a bet with me- I want you to go and see what thunderclan cats dream about.

Jaypaw: *Whispers* Staalkerrrr....

Bluestar: >:l *Explodes into nyan sparkles*

('a few moons later he is bored and finally decides to try it)

Jayfeather's dream

Jayfeather: Where am I? *Finds stick* OMSC STICK! I LOVE U STICKY!

Birchfall: Can I touch it?

Jayfeather: NO!

Birchfall: *Smiles and looks at it*

Jayfeather: *Thinks* I swear to starclan if that pile of fox- dung touches my stick I will slice him and feed him to badgers that fox- hearted idiot stop looking at my stick like that take your FREAKING PAWS OFF MY STICK IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER I WILL SEND YOU TO DARK FOREST mouse- brain I hope you aren't thinking of touching my stick I will slice your paws right off your wrists stay away from my stick STAY AWAY FROM IT YOU CREEP IT'S MINE. 

Tawnypelt's Dream

Tawnypelt: I love u pretzel!

Pretzel: No.

Jayfeather: oooh rejected!

Tawnypelt: :>

Blackstar's dream

Bacon goddess: *Comes down from the sky* Blackstar I have a message for you.

Blackstar: What is it, o great master?

Bacon goddess: You must stop worshipping starclan.

Blackstar: mmmm.... ok that sounds legit. 

Bacon goddes: Cool.

Blackstar: Cool.

Jayfeather: *Le gasp*

Sol: Well, at least they stopped worshipping starclan.

All: O.O

Bargainpaw's dream

Bargainpaw: Someday I will get them all...

Tigerstar:*Sits down beside him* Yes. One day you will fulfill your ambition and become the new leader of randomclan.

Bargainpaw: Yes master tigerstar. They will rue the day they made fun of me!

Tigerstar: Good job, young apprentice. Now for my payment. Where are the cupcakes?

Bargainpaw: This is a dream I don't have cupcakes :/

Tigerstar: GRR WHY SCREWYOU!

Scourge's dream

Scourge: *Growls* what do those starclan- worshipping fools have that I don't?

Jayfeather: Starclan?

Scourge: Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: wha... no... *clears throat* I am your mother.... umm... cringe. And I have come to speak with u.

Scourge: Mommy? MOTHER IS THAT YOU?

Jayfeather: Yes. I have comet o bring you a prophecy. Err... Blood and shadows will combine, the sun will disappear, and bacon shall rein supreme.

Scourge: Are you really my mom??

Jayfeather: ...Yeah

Scourge: Ok then. You sound different when you're awake.

Jayfeather: ....

Frostfire's super dignified dream

Frostfire: Hey, you! WAFFLE!

Waffle: Me?

Frostfire: YEAH YOu!

Waffle: WOOOO!

Frostfire:*Eats it*

A/n lol yeah the one at the end. But seriously plot twist. OMSC I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WOULD BECOME SO SERIOUS! BACONCLAN IS RISING! AND BARGAINPAW IS A TOTAL JERK! NOO MORE CATNIP FOR DA CLANS! WARRIOR CAT FAN COMMENTS! WHAT WILL COME NEXT?