Warriors Battle challenge!

Yellowfang: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO OUR VERY FIRST BATTLE CHLLANGE THAT WE WILL BE DOING BECAUSE WHY NOT?

Sloganpaw: *Zooms camera in on her face* SAY THE SLOGAN.

Yellowfang: I don't know. Strawberries?

Sloganpaw: I QUIT. *Throws camera at a wall and struts away*

Yellowfang: Otterpelt get down here!

Otterpelt: *Sets camera back up again*

Yellowfang: Great. And this time, don't press the buttons.

Oakheart: We're still rolling...

Yellowfang. Oh. Right. SO ANYWAY BACK TO THE SHOW!

Oakheart: *Hits applause button*

Yellowfang: THE TWO CATS WHO HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BATTLE TODAY ARE.... DRUMROLL PLEASE...

Oakheart: *Signals drumroll*

Yellowfang: IN THE ARENA!

Crowd: *Silent*

Bluestar: HOPES AND DREAMS, YELLOWFANG.

Yellowfang: .-.

Oakheart: *Aims spotlight at arena, which is just sandy with two cardboard boxes on either side*

Yellowfang: INTODUCING OUR FIRST COMPETITOR, LONGTAIL!

Oakheart: *Shines light on first box, longtail leaps out*

Longtail: *Walks into wall* GET OUTTA MY WAY!

Yellowfang: AND OUR SECOND COMPETITOR, SMALLEAR!

Oakheart: *Shines light on second box, nothing happens*

Yellowfang: OUR SECOND COMPETITOR SEEMS TO HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP! WE WILL FIX THIS!

Spottedleaf: *Fires rocket launcher at box* I'M FIXIN IT.

*Box gets blown to pieces* 

Smallear: *Randomly standing in middle of arena* WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HAVING BIRTHDAY PARTIES ON MY LAWN? *Chases own tail*

Yellowfang: BATTLE BEGIN!

Longtail: I'm gonna win it! Where are you?! *Walks into another wall*

Smallear: WHAT?

Longtail: WHERE ARE YOU?

Smallear: WHAT?

Longtail: WWHHHEHRERERE ARE YUUUUUU *Walks past Smallear and falls on face*

Smallear: I CAN'T HEAR YOU SO I AM JUST GOING RIP YOU INTO TINY PIECES :D

Longtail: NUUUUUUUU *Grabs box and throws it at smallear*

Smallear: *Gets hit by box and falls asleep*

Longtail: DID I WIN? WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?

Smallear: zzz...zzz...zzz

Longtail: I WILL FIND YOU! *Walks off stage*

*THUMP*

Yellowfang: You know what we're not even going to air this. Just cut right now. *Slaps camera out of otterpelt's paws*

A/N That was horrible I know. To be completely truthful, I am running out of ideas. What part is this, the 86th? I've managed to get through 186 chapters of warriors being completely random so...

Why not share my random with da followers?

As of now, I am holding a contest for all readers of this book! Your challenge is to write a 200-400 word warriors spoof for the next chapter! You can use any characters from this book to do it, and dedicate it to me or PM me to let me know once you have it. 

That's right everyone, warrior cat One-shot contest! Woo!

How you get it to me is optional, and I will start judging when (or if) we reach 5. Thanks for reading!

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