A/N ny school went camping, sorry for the lack of updates. I know i need to write more, but I have a long list.

~Birchfall diaries

~fire police

~fan comments

and a lot of other stuff. If i forgot anything, feel free to message me.

Unless you are blackflare >_>

Whereas please stop messaging me :/

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARRIOR SHORTS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jayfeather: Hollyleaf, did you take my catnip?

Hollyleaf: did I?

Jayfeather: Did you?

Hollyleaf: whaaaaaat?

*****derp****

Longtail: I HAVE A SIGN.

Brambleclaw: do you have a life?

Longtail: *whispers* I have tacos...

Brambleclaw: 0v0

Longtail: .o.

*****derp*****

Leoparstar: Mistyfoot?

Mistfoot: yes, leoparstar?

Leopardstar: (@moonlightdragon) *Waves a stick* Shut up.

*****DERP*****

Jayfeather: Hollyleaf, are you still there.

Hollyleaf: Who knows?

Jayfeather: ....you....

*****DERP*****

Longtail: *Snaps a taco in half* MACHO MAN!

Firestar: nachos?

Longtail: machoooooo

Sorreltail: er mah starclahn

Longtail: *le gasp*

*****DERP*****

Jayfeather: hollyleaf, are you ok?

Hollyleaf: no imma moron.

Jayfeather: 0.0

Hollyleaf: ..... *explozun*

*****DERP*****

Mistyfoot: ON NO LEOPARDSTAR IS DEAD! WAIT- *Pokes her* LEOPARDTSRA ARE YOU DEAD?

Leopardstar: ....yes.

Mistyfoot: LIAR! 

Leopardstar: :L

*****DERP*****

Hollyleaf: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Jayfeather: It says "OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO EAT UR SOUL" like a billion times until you scream and feed it cake.

Hollyleaf: 0w0 I WHIP MAH TAIL BACK AND FORTH *Rocket thrusters*

Jayfeather: *blinks*

Hollyleaf: I want a hug.

Jayfeather: ok...

Hollyleaf: Haha you noob THIS IS THE HUNGER GAMES. BUDDER LAZERS! *floats away*

Jayfeather: Nevermind, i think i found the catnip.