Firestar: YOU HEARD WHAT THE CAT SAID, WARRIORS! NO CATNIP! THE OTHER CLANS THINK WE WILL FALL! IS THAT TRUE, WARRIORS?

Thunderclan: SIR, NO, SIR!

Firestar: YES. NOT ONLY WILL WE SURVIVE, WE WILL WIN!

Thunderclan: WOOOHOOOO!

*A few days later*

Firestar: Ok, graystripe, go and.... patrol... and stuff. 

Graystripe: Uh ok cloudtail and lionblaze, squirrelflight.... and dovewing?

Firestar: *Shrugs* Sure.

Greystreip: Kay. *Leaves*

Sandstorm: What now?

Millie: We can share tongues....

Sandstorm: .....EWWWWWWW. Why does that sound so strange?

Millie: *Shrugs*

Brambleclaw: *Yawns*

Hollyleaf: So, brambleclaw... how about that fresh- kill, huh?

Brambleclaw: it was nice.

Hollyleaf: yup

brambleclaw: yup

Jayfeather: yep

Ivypool: Hey jayfeather, do you want to come to randomclan with me?

Jayfeather: Oh sorry, medicine cat business.

Ivypool: OK then

Sorreltail: .... YOU'RE ALL SO BORING I CAN'T STAND IT

Hazeltail: I know, right?

Berrynose: I just realized.... OUR MENTORS ACTUALLY HAVE TO LEARN US STUFF NOW

Hazeltail: Like proper grammar?

Ivypool: But we don't use grammar, right? We're cats.

Thunderclan: *Mumbles* oh yeah...

Jayfeather: *sighs*

ROD: "Warriors join Facebook" By cutekitteh1111. Pretty hilarious if I do say so myself! :P