Thunder: Cats of the clans, heed my call!

Bluestar: What is it, oh great master?

Thunder: I forgot what the prophecy was.

Bluestar e-e

Firestar: Can't you just skip back a few chapters and check?

Brambleclaw: YOU CAN DO THAT? WHAT IS MY LIFE? *Jumps into a book and is sucked into the void of space and time*

Insanekit: Didn't anyone hear me? I ASKED YOU ALL TO TAKE NOTES!

Thunder: Clam down, everyone-

Jayfeather: I AM CALM. I AM SO CALM. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE THE CALMNESS THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. YOU JUST CAN'T. MY CALM IS SO CALM, THAT THE AMOUNT OF CALM CANNOT BE COMPREHENDED BY HUMAN KIND.

Shadow: *Comes into camp wearing batman costume* Never fear, shadow's... brought news :)

Littlecloud: I knew it 0.0

River: Ok, what?

Shadow: I have run a survey on the enemy's camp.

Wind: And?

Shadow: We are all going to die horrible deaths.

Clan cats: D:

Thunder: Could you repeat that in a less negative way?

Shadow: We're all going to die fabulous deaths :D

Thunder: Much better.

Derpystar: What do we need to win this war?

Bluestar: We need Hopeclan! I'm sure they'll want to help us!

*******At Hopeclan camp*******

Frostfire: We do not want to help you.

Bagel: Why not???

Frostfire: We're busy.

Derpysparkle: Doing what?

Frostfire: ...Pretending to be busy.

Derpysparkle: What does your clan say?

Frostfire: I SPEAK FOR THE PEOPLE.

Bagel: ...

Hopeclan cats: *All running around and screaming Happy New Year*

Derpsparkle: They know it's like the 15th right?

Frostfire: MY HOPES AND DREAMS. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO ENTER THIS REALM. YOU HAVE 2 CHANCES TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

Bagel: What?

Frostfire: Correct! You win a giant angry baby spider!

Derpysparkle: OK WE GET IT WE'RE LEAVING

*Both run away*

Frostfire: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO BOTH OF YOU!

Moonshine: What did you just do?

Frostfire: I denied their friend request ^_^

Moonshine: /)_-

Reece: Dat facepaw doh

 **********Back at meeting place thingy********

Bagel: They denied our friend request

Bluestar: FACEBOOK IS LEAKING OUT INTO THE MODERN WORLD

River: I thought it had already done that

Thunder: We'll have to make do without them. Do we have everyone?

Brambleclaw: *Returns from book with a lawn mower* Yup!

Thunder: Then I dub this group of fellow warriors... Randomclan!

Crazystar: It doesn't work that way. That's copyright.

Thunder: Fine then we'll call ourselves Clanclan.

Shadow: That sucks.

Thudner: CLANCLAN.

Shadow: ._.

A/N I'll do a truth or dare episode after this if someone has a truth/dare. Even though it's always dare. It's probably going to only be a one time thing unless somebody wants me to do more!