Leopardstar: ...

Thunderclan: ....

All cats: ...

Firestar: ...are you going to tell us who it is-

Wind: SHH I'M PAUSING FOR EFFECT.

Onestar: ...

Derpystar: ...

Windclan: ...

Wind: Ok done now. They have allied themselves with the dark forest, bloodclan and the most evil thing ever to exist...

River: SLOW INTERNET!

All cats: NUUUUUU WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Thunder: Don't worry. There is a way to win this war yet!

River: There is only one substance in this entire universe that offers power unlike any other!

Longtail: CAFFEINE!!!

River: I was gonna say catnip.

Longtail: BUT I JUST GOT IT ON EBAY! *Breaks starbucks* 

Leopardstar: That shouldn't be a problem. I let Randomclan watch their catnip while they did the challenge.

Wind: YOU WHAT??!?!?!

Leopardstar: *Cowers* It was a good idea at the time...

Derpystar: Don't worry! I shall choose three of my best warriors to steal it back!

Firestar: We were dead at "Don't worry".

Derpystar: Derpysparkle, derpyness... and bagel, you can lead the mission. You guys go.

Bagel: YES.

*****Outside Randomclan camp*****

Bagel: OK I AM THE LEADER, SO EVERYONE HAS TO BE HAPPY!

Derpyness: I hate your life.

Bagel: HAPPIER!!! *lightning flashes*

Derpyness: I haet your life! :D

Bagel: Good. Now we need to launch a carefully sequenced attack-

Derpysparkle: *Walks into Randomclan camp* Oh, hey, Crazystar! Can you turn around and count to 30?

Crazystar: Oh I love counting! 1 mouse, 2 mice, 3 mice...  hippopotumus, waffle machine, soda pop...

Derpysparkle: *Takes all catnip and puts it in a wagon* Hey crazystar, can randomclan join our big battle thingy?

Crazystar: 30! Oh yeah, sure! Will be there :)

Bagel: O_O

Derpyness: He was always the smart one...

That's part 3 done! This will continue later on. Hopefully I'll have a few more parts throughout the book, but these were just a taste of the action to come!

Next part will be published on chapter 66, then 77, then 88, and finally 99. So look forward to that!