A/N Thank you everyone who entered!

No one entered :(

I dunno. You can still make a spoof and send it to me if you want to have it in the book, though. 

Anyway, super grateful to the one person who did make a spoof, @Silverbrine!

Frostfire- HEEELLOOO PEOPLEZ!

Sloganpaw- Get your own peoplez today! Only 1000000 dollars! *talks quickly* Peoplez also known as Twolegs can hurt you but most won't and there are no refunds.

Silverpelt- Get your peoplez today!

Leafpool- *le gasp* Oh where can I get one?!

Sloganpaw- In any Twoleg nest! Capture one today using our special peoples capture devices! *holds up ghost hunting kit*

Leafpool- *throws money at Sloganpaw* Take my money! *grabs kit and runs of to a twoleg nest*

Frostfire- As I was saying, WE NEED A MONSTER!!

Firestar- I HAZ ONE!!! *drives in all hipster-like*

Bluestar- MINE! *flies in with rainbows behind and steals ze monster zen flies off again*

Firestar- Aww, I don't haz one. :(

Frostfire- *facepaw*

Jayfeather- Hey I have a stick nuke!

~Everyone panics as the stick nuke counts down~

Frostfire- *facedesk*

Silverpelt- Where did you get a desk?

Frostfire- The desk fairy gave it to me.

Silverpelt- Ah, so that's why there's a desk in my nest. It's the Desk Fairy! HEY EVERYONE THERE'S A DESK FAIRY!

Leafpool- *le gasp* I want one!

Sloganpaw- The Desk Fairy, gives you desks for a good-

Frostfire- *facedesk*

Sloganpaw- Yeah, that a good facedesk!

Leafpool- OMSC I can do- *le facedesk*

Jayfeather- The stick nuke shall make the trees sticks and the grass sticks and the ground sticks MWUHUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Le cats run out of camp~

Silverpelt- How are you still facedesking?

Frostfire- Ma-

Moonshine- Everybody do the flop! *flop*

Sillverpelt- *flop*

Leafpool- *le flop*

Jayfeather- *flop*

Sloganpaw- *flop*

Frostfire- *flop*

Firestar- *flop*

Bluestar- *flops out of monster*

Trainpaw- I like trains.

Everyone- NOOOOOOOO-

~Nothing happens~

Everyone- Phew.

~Train smashes through into Trainpaw~

Moonshine- Bye Trainpaw have a nice trip!!

Silverpelt- *whispers to Sloganpaw* Who was that?

Sloganpaw- *really loudly* I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS SILVERPELT!

~Suddenly, Pineapples~

Yellowfang- And that concludes the Warrior Cat Randomness: TOO!!! One-shot thing. BAI!

Everycat- *really really confuzzeled*

Yellowfang- And remember, stay tuned for more randomness at FrostfireWarriorCat's Warrior Randomness book!

Sloganpaw- That's a rubish slogan.

Yellowfang- I know, BAI EVERYONE!