Cloudtail: Hi scourge!

Scourge: Bye.

Cloudtail: Are you ok?

Scourge: No I'm not ok.

Cloudtail: Are you disagreeing with everything I say.

Scourge: No.

Cloudtail: Happiness?

Scourge: Death.

Cloudtail: Cookies!

Scourge: Cookies are bad for you.

Cloudtail: :'( *Runs away crying*

Sandstorm: Did you just make cloudtail sad?

Scourge: No.

Sandstorm: Stop being so negative!

Scourge: You have an ugly face.

Sandstorm: TOT *Runs away crying*

Firestar: DID YOU JUST MAKE SANDSTORM CRY?

Scourge: No. And I definitely did not crash your monster.

Firestar: NO NOT CHEYENNE! *Runs away crying*

Superduperalwayshappycat: Hi there, friend! 

Scourge: I hate your life.

Superduperalwayshappycat: I was just being friendly. :( *Flips switch*

Scourge: No, you're a purple knife bear.

Superdupersadcat: I changed my name. Goodbye. *Pads away sulkily*

Superduperangryqueen: DID YOU JUST MAKE THE PURPLE KNIFE BEAR KITTEN SAD?

Scourge: I like chainsaws. *Throws a baby penguin at her*

Penguin: *Gives her sweet, adorable look.* (^_^)

Superduperangryqueen: NO ADORABLENESS IS MY WEAKNESS! *Slaps it with a walrus*

Penguin: T-T *Flaps away crying*

Scourge: *Flips name switch*

Mildlyconfusedbutnolongerangryqueen: How did I get here? *Walks away*

Frostfire: *Rides a toasty snowboard moose into the clearing* HEY CONGATULATIONS YOU'RE GETTING AN INTERVIEW!

Scourge: ...ok.

Frostfire: Great! First question- what do you do in your free time?

Scourge: I hate things. I swim in pools of tears. I feast on the souls of my enemies.

Frostfire: That's really dark. I'm leaving now. *Grabs a helicopter and puts on swag shades* DERPYSWAG AWAY!

Scourge: The interview sucked. I'm giving it -5 stars.

Crowfeather: Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

Scourge: I like sunshine.

Crowfeather: Wow really why?

Scourge: Because it leaves you in droughts, blinds cats, and gives you sunburns. :)

Crowfeather: ... *Leaves*

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