Hey toms and she-cats, do you think I should do something special for these chapters, as in comments? For the next few chapters, I'm gonna try this- You will make up the best hashtag possible and comment it, so like #Lionpride for this one or something. The best commenter will get a dedication? I can try some other things if you would like ;)

Randomkit: Applesauce.

Insanekit: You're sad. U.U

Randomkit: No. I'M RANDOMKIT! :P

Thingamabobberpelt: You should get a mentor. You're like 12 moons old.

Randomkit: No, I'm 4 moons. :/

Thingamabobberpelt: YOU WERE FOUR MOONS LAST GREENLEAF!

Randomkit: *Shrugs* That's how this book works.

Crazystar: Randomkit's right, we should get him a mentor. He obviously will never age in this spoof book. Also because the sooner he is out of camp the better :D

Hobofoot: But who would be stupid enough to mentor Randomkit?

Crazystar: >:)

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Lionblaze: THIS IS HOW YOU PERFORM A HUNTING CROUCH *Walks into a tree*

Randomkit: Like this? *Walks into a ravine*

Lionblaze: ...

Randomkit: I'M OK! 

Lionblaze: YAY! Next lesson :) *Gives him a hamburger* 

Randomkit: *Tries to eat it* 

Lionblaze: NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Randomkit: ?

Lionblaze: *Takes it* This isn't food, this is a waffle maker! *Puts it on the ground*

*Both stare at the hamburger*

Ashfur: HEY. HEY YAY YA HEY-HEY AH HAY. HEY-A-HEY A HEY AAAAAAAAA YYYYAYYY HEY HEY! *Watches hamburger* O.O

Firestar: We seem to have stumbled upon a group fo wild morons, a primitive species known for... walking into ravines....

Randomkit: *Falls off a cliff*

Yellowfang: *Whispers* Get a good shot of this, OK?

Otterpelt: *Zooms in camera*

Lionblaze: APPLESAUCE!

Firestar: Just so you all know, he inherited none of this from me .-.